#asktalldarkandrowdy

[talldarkandrowdy]

Surely it wasn't the best time of your life, but do you remember receiving your murderer's brand? It doesn't look like a brand to me- more of a tattoo- and I always had a hunch that you'd have an affinity for that sort of thing.

"A-Ah... yes... it is, in fact, a tattoo. Your hunch is correct. Unfortunately, this is my first tattoo and possibly my last as the experience was absolutely not excellent, let me tell you... but I've had, and currently have, multiple piercings. I suppose I enjoy a little more... visceral forms of self-adornment."

(muns got a bunch of tattoos and one of them just so happens to be, drum roll, dadada~~

this is when I first got it done so its goopy and red, but still good. ❤)

[talldarkandrowdy]

📂

-How about a modern hc to keep it fresh and sexy? Julian knew he was going to be at a house party during his time in med school and caught wind that his crush, a certain white-haired witch, would also be attending. He also knew that the person hosting the party was a pretty avid gamer and would have his Xbox set up for the evening, all of his various games available for playing. One of those games being Just Dance. So, naturally, in an effort to win over the heart of his crush, because Ilya Devorak is and will always be that bitch, he memorizes one of the dances immaculately, down to the very last detail in hopes of flooring everyone at the party and possibly Asra himself.You know, instead of just asking him out like a person who makes reasonable life choices. So come the evening of the party he’s disgustingly casual about the whole thing.“Oh what’s this game, then? I’ve never heard of it… oh no, I couldn’t possibly, I don’t even know the song! I’ll embarrass myself!~”, is the type of bullshit he spews out before flawlessly pulling off one of the most difficult songs in the game. Pasha showed up, because she’s the type of cool younger sister who gets invited to parties by your friends instead of you and she’s just shaking her head in disgust as her brother, once again, does unreasonable things in an attempt to get stepped on by an attractive person.When he’s done he’s drawn a crowd that is various degrees of impressed and surprised that Ilya Devorak, the edgy kid from class C, can dance like a stripper mixed with some sort of gymnast if prompted. The only reaction he gets from Asra is a thumbs up and a small grin because he’s drunk (and maybe a little high) and gives more of a shit about how cute Faust is being, curled up in his scarf and sniffing his drink.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0gkbBFeHGY(mun’s learning this one themselves and my god I’m getting pretty decent at it, but it’s really hard. probably the hardest in that particular edition???)

[talldarkandrowdy]

*an ominous, cursed, disembodied voice can suddenly be heard reverberating throughout the vicinity* grEeTiNgS mOrTaL ...... excuse me sir might you have a moment to talk about SANiC oUr bLuE aNd SpIkY mEmE lOrD aNd SaViOr

"meme on me, daddy."

[talldarkandrowdy]

i want you to tie me up and fuck me hard tbh

"Woa."

[talldarkandrowdy]

Better answer meh before I take yo bitch again. 🤘🏻

"Y-YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE, YOU BASTARD!"

[talldarkandrowdy]

ur honestly so hot and i want u to raw me

"Who.... are you people?"

[talldarkandrowdy]

Dat's no way to treat a lady, Mistah Doctah Boi. Especially one who loves u so much. 💋🤘🏻

(Julian on his 29th salty bitters to deal with 🤘 anon.)

"F-Fuck.... offfffffffffff..."

[talldarkandrowdy]

A Note about Activity

(So, as much as I hate to do this, I'm not going to be starting any new threads for a bit, guys.

***Unless*** we've already discussed threads or we interacting/plotting already (in which case dont worry we still doin this babes) I'm just not going to be able to do anymore for the time being.

I want to interact with all of you so badly, but it's just gotten to be too much for this one boy to keep up with heueheh TT 3 TT

I am very much trying to still come to terms with the idea that people actually want to rp with me and this blog [no flexing intended] has grown so much so fast, at least compared to what I've known in the past. For comparison, I have had two other rp blogs for the better part of 4 years and they combined have 42 followers. I have gained 50 in the past 3 days. I am FLATTERED and immensely overwhelmed.

That being said, I will still be down to interact in little asks etc, but no actual big wordy threads ya boy simply does not have the time. My sincerest apologies, lovelies. TT 3 TT

Furthermore, if you wonder about my activity ever, as in "why can mun reblog shit and post selfies and answer asks but not respond to our thread?" that is simply because I prefer to write longer pieces on an actual com. The other times I'm generally writing on mobile. I try to keep things fair and respond to things chronologically or in a way that makes sense, but I am one (1) boi and this isn't a formal endeavor where I am keeping score: this is my hobby.

And frankly, there's gonna be some days where I just don't come on here and my activity may dwindle for a day or so. I, mun, have a multitude of commitments outside of here, a degree I'm trying to get and crippling mental illnesses. I love you guys, and I want to be on here as much as possible but sometimes it's just not gonna happen. I hope you can be forgiving of that. I love you all very dearly. ❤❤

also I'm thinking about doing some reworks on here, like having some sort of activity indicator that I see some rp blogs having? like the greenlight redlight online/offline thing in the description?? idk I love u guys *smorch* ok bye)