#asktheavengers

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Can Loki fill me with his glorious purpose?

“Now, now, I am curious as to what you could possibly be talking about...” The man’s lips curl into a mischievous grin. “Do tell, darling.”

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So Carol, what do you think of Valkyrie? I hear she’s single. Wink* Wink*

“Oh is she now?” Carol smirks, thinking of the woman in question. “Good to know. I’ll visit New Asgard when I have a minute.” 

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Tony, how do you feel about everyone referring to Peter as your son? 😅

Tony shrugs.

“I feel more sorry for the kid.” He comments, but the faint smile that covers his lips hides nothing.

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Steve, Tony. Are you two aware of Earth #3940?

“That’s Cap’s personal favourite.” Tony smirks, resting his hand on Steve’s shoulder. 

“You said no-one knew about that other than us!” Steve hisses, slapping the man’s hand from his body. 

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Good morning sergeant Barnes, I hope you'll have a very pleasant day! May I ask you, how are you doing in the new era?

“Bucky.” The man corrects, smiling kindly. 

He shrugs. 

“It’s weird. So many things are new and different yet I can see where they’ve come from. All these crazy ideas from my era adapted to make such an incredible modern world. It’s fascinating really. I’m looking forward to understanding and learning all of it.”

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Hey Steve. Fuck, Marry, Kill, and all of the above with the four parts of your heart. Sam, Natasha, Bucky, and Tony. Choose wisely.

“I’m sorry, what?” Cap stumbles over his words, looking around the room for anyone to help him out of his but they’re all simply smirking and looking at him with curiosity. “Brilliant.” He sighs, thinking over the answer. “You know, back in my day-”

“We don’t care, old man, just answer the question.” Nat interrupts, chuckling afterward to show she’s joking. 

Steve smirks and sighs. 

“Marry Buck,” 

The Winter Soldier is immediately nudging Sam and laughing. 

“This is hard, how am I meant to kill either of these people?” Cap groans. 

“You gotta answer it, Rogers.” Tony pushes. 

Steve sighs again. 

“Fuck Nat, kill Tony, all of the above to Sam.” 

There’s a variation of shouting and yelling at the blond’s final answer, to which he shakes his head and covers his face whilst Bucky pats his shoulder. 

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For Natasha! Fuck, Marry, Kill between Tony, Steve, and Bruce

The woman grins and thinks over the question.

“Kill Tony, Fuck Steve and Marry Bruce.” She affirms, watching Steve’s jaw drop at how nonchalantly she said it whilst Tony’s jaw drops at the fact she said she’d kill him.

“Fuck you too, Romanoff.” Stark curses, tutting under his breath whilst Bruce blushes and scratches the back of his head.

“Steve would be fun to toy with in bed - he hasn’t had any since nineteen-forty, if even then.” Nat jokes, receiving hearty laughs out of Sam and Bucky whilst Cap himself groans and walks out the room.

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Hey Tony out of all the avengers who do you think has a daddy kink 😂

“Rogers, definitely.” Tony states without hesitation.

Natasha bursts into laughter.

“And Barnes, lets be real.” The man finishes. “Daddy issue forties boys”