Oct 30, 2017
A cheesehead
“Really Jake?”
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A cheesehead
“Really Jake?”
⭐️⭐️⭐️ (Jake)
1.) Jake has several sweaters Aisling made with Braille on them.
2.) No one else knows about it, but Aisling and Jake call themselves “Three Eyes Blind” as a joke whenever they’re out doing something.
3.) Whenever Jake visits Aisling uses extra cheese in any recipe that has it.
No consequences: *puts Eva's cat in a tiny Packers jersey* (ask-the-blind-wizard)
Eva tilted her head at the cat, who’s tail was lashing back and forth in irritation. “While I don’t think it’s the team, I’m pretty sure she doesn’t like wearing a shirt.”
Lucy growled and tried once more, in vain, to wriggle free of the confining garment.
“Maybe a little catnip...” Within five minutes the cat was running around chasing lint balls, all while wearing the damned jersey.
@ask-the-blind-wizard
Jake and Adult Nettle
Apologize, because there’s no way they hadn’t heard me, and leave as quickly as possible.
[NSFW] Jake
[NSFW] put a name in my inbox and my muse will answer
How interested they are in having sex with them“… I wouldn’t seek it out, but if he wanted…”
How much they would pay (or have to be paid) to have sex with them“I don’t want sex enough to pay for it, and I don’t understand why someone would pay to have sex with me when they could pay for someone more attractive and skilled.”
If they would rather bottom or top them“Either. … I think topping would be good…”
How good they think they would be“I… think his lack of sight would lead to it being very sensual.”
If they’d prefer kitchen counter, wall, or shower sex with them“Probably the first two. Not to underestimate either of us but we only have one working eye between the two of us.”
If they’d fuck, have sex, or make love“Second one.”
If they were going to make it a threesome, the third person they’d pick“Hm… Maybe Vicky? Definitely someone who likes both men and women.”
If they think there’s ever a possibility that it would happen“I’m not sure Jake likes me that way.”
👤 Jake, Ben, Vicky
- – — Jake — – -
“Jake is a darling! He only panics if there’s actual danger, which is nice. Plus he’s given me so many cheese based recipes for the harpies, and he’s helping teach Nettle Braille. The harpies adore him. Just so wonderful.”
- – — Ben — – -
“Oh, Ben… I don’t know if I can articulate how I feel about Ben. No amount of ‘I love yous’ will ever be enough. He freed me from my curse with a kiss. Soulgazing with him was beautiful. Ben is… Ben is everything.”
- – — Vicky — – -
“Vicky is wonderful! It’s so nice to have someone to discuss my research with who fully understands. She’s so intelligent and skilled. I just wish she’d take better care of herself…”
📖 (Jake)
Subject: Jake Schermer
Species: Wizard/Human
Sex: Male
Gender: Masculine/Male
Diagnosis: Phonoturgy/Pyromancy/Electromancy
Importance: Despite his blindness Jake is able to use his Third Eye* and initiate a Soul Gaze**, which opens up the possibility that The Sight*** is not sight based, despite its name.
Theory: The Sight is not visual, instead utilizing one’s Third Eye opens your mind to the entirety of the universe as it truly is at all points in time. The reason people appear as different things is that the mind of “viewer” is trying to make sense of the information they are receiving.
*See page 8
**See page 7
***See page 8
Plants like him. But that might be because I like him. Also I love when he sends his apprentices after me for training. You fools... this is my domain. You think you can beat me?
Nettle, about Jake Schermer