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Valentine’s Day Ask
A:Who do you like and Why?
You, you punk-ass. Yeah I fucking like like you. Because you’re perfect. Fite me.
B:Have you ever been in love? If yes, how many times, and how do you know it was love?
Twice. The first time, I think it was just a lot of physical attraction, and so I thought I loved her because it’s the most I’ve experienced. This time, though. This one? She’s literally the best thing that’s happened to me in probably two years.
C:Longest relationship you’ve ever been in, and why did it end?
2 & 1/2 Years. Because there wasn’t a relationship anymore. It kinda fizzled…
D:Have you ever changed for someone, if yes, how?
Like. I didn’t change myself as a person, but based on who I was with changed my attitude. Last girlfriend I felt very aggressive allll the time. Very vicious. But Vikky’s made me truly truly feel better about myself. I feel a lot more patient, and satisfied. So, my attitude has changed for people.
E:Pretend I’m your ex, what do you want to say to me?
Soooooooooooo…. Are you still up to fuck?
F:Have you ever been cheated on?
Yah
G:Have you ever cheated?
Nah
H:Would you date someone who’s known for cheating, if yes why?
I have before. I’d give them the benefit of the doubt.
I:What’s the most important part of a relationship?
Communication. So much. For literally every part. Like ever. All the time.
J:Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?
Never been in a fling. Serious relationships are great, so far. (Haven’t been single in 4 years!)
K:When you are dating someone do you believe in going on “breaks”?
Not really. I mean a relationship is a two-way-street, and if my girl feels that a break would help, I guess we can try.
L:How many people have you ever hooked up with?
One.
M:What’s one thing you regret saying or not saying, doing or not doing in a previous relationship?
Letting it drag on longer than it should have.
N:What age do you think is appropriate for kids to start having sex?
At the bare minimum, high school.
O:Do you believe in the phrase, “Age is just a number?” Why or why not?
Not really. There is so much that age brings into a relationship, it HAS to affect the dynamic somehow. It doesn’t have to make or break a relationship, but dating someone twenty years older than you is different than a smaller difference.
P:What about “Love at first sight”? Why or why not?
Ehh… Not immediate. I feel people can be instantly attracted to someone, either based on their confidence, looks, thoughts, etc. And it can happen quickly! I just don’t feel that locking eyes is enough for instant love.
Q:Turn on’s?
jesus-sparkle-turtledick
R:Turn off’s?
Sexually? Someone who just becomes passive within what we do. Don’t just lay down and go “Okay go ahead.” It’s a bit weird to me.
S:What do you consider a deal breaker?
Not Vikky. Forreals though, All-Around? Lack of hygiene| Lack of politeness to general populace (Vikky and I aren’t polite to each other, but we are to others.) | Not having something you’re passionate about.
T:How do you know it’s time to end a relationship?
When it doesn’t feel like one.
U:Are you currently in a relationship? If yes, for how long? If no, how long have you been single?
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES Oh my Godddddd let’s talk about Vikky finally! I have been with her for like a year and a half. Let me tell youuuuu! She is the best and an absolute gift from God. Like I’m pretty sure God made her to make sure the sun doesn’t get too cocky about its role in the world.
V:Do you think people who have dated can stay friends?
Uh huh!
W:Do you think people should date their friends?
It’s worked for me really well.
X:How many relationships have you had?
Two that I count.
Y:Do you think love can last forever?
Ehhh. The concept of forever is a little off-putting. Can I imagine Vikky and I will be together in ten years? Yeah. Twenty? I hope. Not forever. Forever is very infinite.
Z:Do you believe love can conquer all things?
All things as in armies? No! All things as in, hold each others hands while fighting through the anxieties of life and, pretty much, fistfighting our education during college? Hell yes.
1:Would you break up with someone your parents didn’t approve of?
Dependent. If she were rude to my mother, yes. So much yes. But if it’s kinda “Oh she’s okay, but I don’t like her as much as Vikky…” Then that’s alright.
2:If you could go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about dating what would it be?
You’re going to find something more substantial in your life. Stop worrying about sex. Literally it does not matter. You’ll still be a virgin when you’re 19, and you’ll be the happiest person you know of. it will be amazing.
3:Do you think long distance relationships can work? Why or why not?
Heh. (:
4:What do you notice first about another person?
Sense of humor.
5:Do gay, lesbians, bisexuals or transgender people bother you?
Nah.

















