#askthejademaid

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O+h. Wo+w. Yo+u really weren't kidding abo+ut yo+ur stature, were yo+u?

#I guess it wo+uld be in bad taste to+ tell yo+u to+ pull yo+urself to+gether

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Porrim, if your physical abilities were enhanced far beyond normal trolls (somehow, someway), how would things turn out for you?

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Happy Quadrants Day.

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Alright alright, the boring truth is that when you're done inking it all out where you want it, you just save it as a 0 quality jpeg. Easy.

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I like the part where yo+u’re keeping yo+ur bulge o+ut o+f it tho+ugh, that’s new.

#I’m no+t saying I think there’s an ulterior mo+tive here #actually yes that’s exactly what I’m saying #nice try #but no+ dice

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Yo+u kno+w, I was afraid the height difference might make this difficult, but yo+u're do+ing quite well, all things co+nsidered. THANKS I GUESS, I MEAN ITS NOT ALL NATURAL FUCKING TALENT, I'VE BEEN FORCED TO PRACTISE BEFOREHAND FROM THE TAINTCHAFING IDIOTS I CALL FRIENDS. YOU AREN'T DOING TOO BAD YOURSELF. THATS… UH. A NICE… CHEST- I MEAN- BREAST- I MEAN… FUCK. DRESS. THATS A NICE DRESS… FUCK I'M AN IDIOT, PRETEND I JUST SAID NONE OF THAT, HOLY FUCKING SHIT. *barely suppressed laughter* ...Co+nsider it fo+rgo+tten. And yo+u kno+w, I can kick o+ff the heels if yo+u think it wo+uld make the 'view' less intimidating. I AM SO SORRY, I'LL JUST. LET ME JUST. I'M JUST GOING TO FOCUS ON NOT CRUSHING YOUR FEET AND SHUT MY GAPING SPEECHFLAP BEFORE IT RUNS EVEN FURTHER AWAY FROM ME.

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((I'm hoping to tackle 4 to 6 dances for the Tumblr Masquerade and I will probably be answering asks in costume.))

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((Sorry that this theme week has stretched into week two. Been going through an odd art block.))