#askthekarkles

[cattehearted-a-blog]

@askthekarkles

:?? honestly?? i’m the same way. i fall for people quickly, but not thaaat quickly. you don’t know much about me!!

:33 i’m a mess anyway. you can get better.

[ask-the-galaxydoggo]

h-hi there!! i wasnt expecting to see you here hehe

[ask-the-green-skeleton]

I LOTHE YOU. -askthekarkles

uu: I DONT uNDERSTAND YOuR TROLL ROMANTIC ADVANCES.

uu: ALSO. WHO ARE YOu?

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[cattehearted-a-blog]

@askthekarkles | continued. 

:33 you’re not, but that’s fine!!

:DD thank you, aaa!!

> bread! on your head! now you’re just like all the internet cats!

[askthetimegal]

*HUGS YOU* FINALLY AN ARIADIA!! -askthekarkles

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[ask-the-insufferable-prick-blog]

DAVE I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS IN MY POWER I WILL BEAT THE LIVING SHÎT OUT OF YOU FOR HURTING JHON LIKE THAT IF YOU DO NOT GO AND APOLOGIZE RIGHT THIS INSTANT AND WORK THINGS OUT!!! -askthekarkles

DAVE: Y-YOU HAVE TO UNDERS-STAND… KARKAT, P-PLEASE DONT YELL AT ME… I D-DONT WANNA MOVE, I F-F-FEEL SO MUCH PAIN WHEN I DO...

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[cattehearted-a-blog]

*sticks m leggy out reeeeel far* HEY, ITS KARKAT HERE WITH ANOTHER EPISODE OF "WHOS THAT CAT?" TODAY WE HAVE A VERY CUTE FELINE RESEMBLING TROLL WITH AN OLIVE HUE TO HER BLOOD. WHATS YOUR NAME SWEETHEART? -askthekarkles

    :DD neppie!!!

    :DD i am the best cat!!

[fistsoffurry-moved]

HEY KITTY CAT, I PURROMISE ILL BE GENTLE WITH YOUR HEART FUREVER IF YOU GIVE ME THE CHANCE. (;B

:33 < uhh:33 < what

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