#askthesides

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What is each of your favourite movie? - 🐝 aka AskTheRainbow

I love Disney movies! I don't know if I have a favorite though...Oh, I also really like Wicked and Hamilton and-

We get it, Princy, you really like musical. -V

*Offended gasp* Virgil, how dare you interrupt my musical monologue! -Prince Roman

No one wants to hear you talk about musicals for an hour. Anyway, I like Tim Burton movies. -V

Ooo, there's so many movies to choose from! I do really like Homeward Bound! -Patty cake

I enjoy Star Trek. -Logan

I don't like Marvel movies. Especially, not Avengers: Infinity War. -Janusss

Anything with body horror! Like Alien or there was this one French movie I watched where a woman becomes obsessed with self-mutilation :) -Re

I really like animated movies! So really anything Disney or Pixar. Also Dreamworks sometimes, like How To Train Your Dragon! -Emile :D

I'll watch whatever's on. -Remy

[ask-angels-sides]

Introductions

A: Hey there everyone!! Welcome to our ask blog! I’m Angel, the “host” I guess I should call it. Just one thing before we get into it. Just so there is no confusion later on down the line, all of us use she/her pronouns. Now I’ll let the others introduce themselves.

L: Hi! I’m Loyalty! I’m basically the side that keeps Angel her happy Hufflepuff self and makes sure that she has friends!

C: Why hello! I am Creativity! The name kind of speaks for its self but I take care of all of Angel’s art, music, and all the jazz.

An: Greetings. I am Analytical. I store all of Angel’s knowledge. I also keep track of any interesting facts that she learns.

S: Sup? I’m Sloth, or Laziness, whichever you prefer. I make sure that Angel gets the right amount of rest that she needs. Even if the others say it’s too much sometimes.

An: Sloth. Angel cannot continue to sleep until noon every weekend.

S: She has tough weeks, An. She needs to rest sometimes.

D: Moving on. I’ll go next. I’m Demon, but you can call me Dee because I am never sharing my real name with any of you. I’m basically all of Angel’s dark thoughts and theories about literally everything.

A: Yeah, thanks Dee.

D: No problem.

Anx: Um... H-Hi? I guess I’m la-last aren’t I?

L: It’s okay. Take your time, Darling.

Anx: I’m An-Angel’s Anxiety. It’s- It’s pretty self explan-explanitor-tory...

L: Good job! I’m proud of you.

Anx: Th-Thanks.

A: Alright! That’s everyone! The ask box should be open so go ahead and send us questions!! See you then!

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So, Virgil is a raven, Janus is clearly an elephant (lie), and Papatton is a forg. What about the rest of you? Remus is something with tentacles, but what specifically? Is Roman something mythical? I don't have a guess for Logan. - 🐝

*Everyone is sitting in a (sort of) circle*

So, now that we've got everyone here, I wanted to run a few experiments to see if we all have animal traits. We know Janus is a snake, Virgil is a raven and Remus is... whatever he is. -Logan

*Has multiple tentacles as well as his arms wrapped around Janus* I'm a Kraken! -Dukey

Right. A Kraken. Patton, remember when you turned into that giant frog thing? -Logan

I don't really like thinking about it, but yeah. -Lilypatton

When that happened you were in great distress, so I hypothesize that when we experience strong negative emotions it will trigger our animal trait. -Logan

So what do you want us to do? Make ourselves really stressed out? I do enough of that already. -Prince Roman

That is part of the reason why Remus is here. -Logan

Oooo~ Do I get to stab my brother? Oh, or I could slowly disembowel him, or I could-

No, you're not going to harm anyone. We just need you to stress them out enough so that it will trigger the animal trait. And Virgil can also help out with that since he is anxiety. -Logan

Awww :( Can I at least bash someone's head in with my morningstar? -Dukey

No! -Logan and Janusss in unison

Fineeeeeee -Dukey

I don't know if that's such a good idea, Logan. What if you turn into something really dangerous and we can't get you back. -Lilypatton

I'm sure we will revert back to our normal state once we have calmed down. Do not worry, the subject shall be contained during the experiment and will hopefully not cause havoc. -Logan

I don't know how I feel about being referred to as a 'subject' -Prince Roman

*Sighs* Let's just get this over with. -V

~~~*A few hours later*~~~

*Putting out fire* Well, that certainly was interesting even if things went a little awry. -Logan

A little!? Roman almost set me on fire! -V

I didn't mean too! -Prince Roman

At least now we know! You looked really cool as a dragon Roman! -Lilypatton

Except for the part where he almost killed me. At least Logan's wasn't as dangerous. -V

A wolf is interesting. I suppose they could be considered smart but it wouldn't be my first thought -Logan

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Speak for yourselves. I’m full of EVIL!!! Remus. How do you feel about curses? 😈

Curses are fun! There was one I came up with where you're forced to chew on your fingernails until they become nubs! Janus wouldn't let me use it though :( -Dukey

[sanders-sides-asks-and-stuff]

Is Logan feeling sick? You're not hiding your sickness Logan are you?

*Clears his throat* I feel perfectly fine -Logan

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woah woah woah Woah Woah woah Woah. i never said it was a problem! it's just neurological. #Autism

*Scratches his head* That is *looks at vocab cards* fair enough. Perhaps I should look into it. -Logan

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*I give the twins an arsenal of Nerf guns* Here you go! Also I have some magic ammo for them. *whispering to Roman* Yours are like paint balls. Some also explode with glitter or confetti. *whispering to Remus* Yours unleash a putrid smell or act as a smoke screen for you to escape the consequences of your actions. Now go have fun!✨

*Chaos ensues*

*Hiding behind a barricade with Patton, Logan, and Virgil* Who's great idea was to let the twins loose with weapons! -Janusss

*Glitter and confetti splatter on the wall beside them*

Get back here you heathen of a brother! -Prince Roman

*Cackling* Come and get me~ -Dukey

I suggest just letting them tire themselves out, clean up should not be too hard as long as they do not break anything. -Logan

Have you met Remus?! -Janusss

They will most definitely break something. -V

We could try going out there and stopping them? -Paintton

And get all glittery again? No thank you. -V

*Sound of breaking glass and indecipherable shouting*

Well we gotta do something before they destroy the house! -Janusss

*Sighs and stands up* Fine, I will try to convince them to stop. -Logan

*Immediately gets hit with a stink pellet*

*Silence*

Heh, heh, sorry Specs! *Throws smoke bomb and disappears*

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Logan I Brought You A Puzzle Again. Hats. *Gives*.

Thank you, for another puzzle. The first one was quite adequate. -Logan

*Retreats to his room to spend all day solving the puzzle again.*

~~~*A few hours later~~~

Logan, dinner's ready! -Putton

Hold on, I'm almost done. -Logan

You said that, like, and hour ago. -Putton

This time I really am. -Logan