#asktheunderlings

[askmechykoopa]

The pitter patter of small feet can be heard rapidly approaching Mechy. The steps grow closer, until a little girl in a green sundress swings in front of him, her red eyes wide with curiosity. "You're not my daddy." she says with a glitched robotic undertone to her voice, "You look like him, but you're not..."

“Hmm?” Mechy turned to the small girl as he cocked a brow at her. This being was not one he recognized in any of his databases, making him cock his head at her as he knelt down, “Your daddy?” He began in a confused tone, “Who...are you?”

[askmechykoopa]

((looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you))

(BUT HE IS NOT A CINNAMON ROLL o-o)

[askmechykoopa]

☱

‘Dash needs to take care of himself...there’s only so much I can do working as a makeshift engineer for him, he needs to actually go to Iggy’s shop...I can’t replace the master, I just wish he’d see it’d be fine if he just would!’

[askmechykoopa]

◇ :D

(YOU LIIIIIIIEEEEEE)

[askmechykoopa]

Dash quietly walked up behind Mechy, grinning. He blew a stream of very cold air onto Mechy's neck before speaking, "Pink is definitely your color."

“YIP!” He gasped, leaing from his chair in shock, swinging the book he was reading around, “D-DASH!? What is stars name is wrong with you!?”

[shewillbedeadintwohours]

(( asktheunderlings ♥))

[askmechykoopa]

"Mechy! Mechy! Look!" Dash ran up to Mechy, grinning from ear to ear. "Look, I have boobs! Dude, they're super soft!" He patted his chest with both hands, a look of genuine excitement across his face.

“...I-I...h-how? What?” Mechy stared at Dash with his jaw slack, absolutely bewildered.

...wait, how’d he know they were sof-ohmystars.

[askthetoad]

Snowball: E-excuse me? Are... Are you okay? You look... Sad...

“…’m fine, don’t worry about me.”