#askthevioletmaid

[novempir]

I saw your putting your violet maid askblog on hiatus. Is your ask a Porrim blog in the same boat?

Actually, I’m more likely to answer questions from that blog than I am to touch my RP blogs. We’ll see what happens.

[asktheburgundyheir]

When was the last time you got some action?

MITUNA: W3HN 7H3 FUCK D0 Y0U 7H1NK

MITUNA: 1 5C0R3 L1K3 MY P057-5CR47CH S3LF D1D 17

[asktheburgundyheir]

Mituna! Quick! Find someone and challenge them to an arm wrestling match! Go go go go go!

MITUNA: H3Y P0RR1M

MITUNA: WH47 UP

MITUNA: 0R 3L53 

mITAUN: L47UL4 WH47 UP

[asktheburgundyheir]

M!A: Swap hair with Porrim for 24 hours.

MITUNA: UH

> You suddenly feel a cramping sensation inside your helmet. The viewscreen is more cramped than normal. You put up with it for about ten minutes before you give in and take off your helmet.

MITUNA: W3LL FUCK

> Fucking anons. You brush the hair back and hope for the best. 

[asktherogueoftime]

"Golly, I can work everything out later when it comes to the theme. What should I do next?"

[asktheburgundyheir]

what if

AU where everyone is punk rock

[asktheburgundyheir]

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MITUNA: hey. porrim. a stray anon fixed my teeth so I figured I'd say some shit while it wouldn't sound like a bucket of angry nookworms. you chumfucker.

MITUNA: so things have been quiet since the capitol-G Game ended, which is fucking great for me since I wanna stay independent not quite feeling the deus cereulean or the violetblood's burden, because the both of us know your pusher ain't a pity organ your blood's mostly saltwater - is it cold? why yes, it is. the whole fucking idea of you is a block of ice in a rusted ship except with more lip - did I slip? oh excuse me, did I stutter? better excuse you, motherfucker, cause you don't know how deep you pulled me under. for all that you've talked to strangers about your problems with the system, you haven't done a fucking thing besides mention it to whoever'll listen and it was just like that in the game, so don't try playing - I've got my own commentary, so stow the plus signs while I say it.

MITUNA: slut shaming? that's the thing you focused on before and after we did the Scratch? not the fact that our whole society was dead? that different freedoms were under attack? why don't you step back and look at how fucked-up your priorities are how fucked-up all of ours were, and it's gone way too far to be fixable at this rate, but grubfuckingdamnit can you try? call off your dumbass fight with Meulin, keep your nook a little dry and quit playing red peekaboo with Cro, because literally everyone knows. Fuckin' ho.