#askthezac

[gamesdudel27]

Games Dude accidentally lights a forest on fire

Games Dude: oops

Gurrenbuster: rekt

Games Dude: I do that a lot don't I

Gurrenbuster: yes

Games Dude: oh well

Games Dude: I needed the charcoal anyway

[asktheevolvingbug]

ask-the-zac shakes you and demands that you regain your muses

asktheevolvingbug: pfffft

asktheevolvingbug: I might go for a new one before getting an old one back tbh

ask-the-zac: kha never shook zac's hand ;n;

asktheevolvingbug: that's because Kha is an asshole

ask-the-zac: i know

asktheevolvingbug: it's canon don't question

[theheartoffreljord]

Zac had just completed a run on the Fields, and was ready to unwind. Eyeing a large, familiar figure in the Halls, he approached. "Hey, Braum! How've ya been?" (also, greetings from the mun :D)

"Zac! My jelly friend!" 

The big man says with a smile as he walks to him with his arms open. Of course going for a hug.

"And I have been doing well!"

[theheartoffreljord]

Zac glanced over the impressively large man, fully as tall as Zac himself. "Big shield, equally big mustache... Braum, right? Figured I'd introduce myself since you're still kinda new. Name's Zac, nice to meet ya." The green man extended a hand in greeting.

"Ah! The big Goo man! Pleasure to meet ya Zac!"

But instead of taking his hand, he goes in for a hug.

ask-the-zac 

[asktheevolvingbug]

Zac approaches Kha'Zix, and slaps him with a brick. An actual brick. Right to the jaw. Like damn dude. (This didn't actually happen I'm just trolling you.)

w0w r00d

Kha’Zix rubs his face with one hand and looks at Zac. “What the fuck, man? What the actual fuck?”

[ask-senketsu]

Tekkaras: and Ragyo herself a couple times in the middle of monolouging

Senketsu: that's not molestation

Senketsu: they have a word for touching yourself

Tekkaras: the way she does it it is

Senketsu: it's called "masturbation"

Tekkaras: no

Tekkaras: ragyo is creepy enough that she is molesting herself

Senketsu: molestation is groping someone against their will

Senketsu: she groped herself by her own will

Senketsu: therefore it is not molestation

Tekkaras: shes only doing it to herself because nobody else is in reach

Senketsu: pretty much

[frostflameannie]

Zacto scrunched his way over to the furry, purple creature. "Hey. I'm gonna guess you got Grey'd like me." Zacto wiggled slightly, unable to make normal gestures. "I can't tell by lookin', who are you normally?"

It was hard not to burst into laughter just looking at the strange being before her, wiggling around like strange goo. “Pfft, I’m…I-I’m..Annie..” She stammered, covering her mouth with her paws.

"Who’re you? Oh wait lemme guess—Zac?" 

[frostflameannie]

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▲:my character will tell yours a joke.

"Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt."

Wait for it.

"Now he’s a bronzefish."