#skypeconvos

[neelkcaj]

Cost of a wedding. 20$.

Cost of room rental 500$.

Cost of a laptop 200$.

Displaying a fake ring to a overly christian mother, whilst pretending your going to have sex with her daughter over a skype call? Priceless.

THERE ARE SOME THINGS, Money can't buy.

[saralancewrites]

Apparently Bae Hates Turkey

[18/04/2015 12:52:33] Mochi: *plots all the turkey meals for baecation*

[18/04/2015 12:52:40] Fowler: NO

[18/04/2015 12:52:50] Mochi: Lol I wouldn't do that to you

[18/04/2015 12:52:54] Fowler: I WILL FLING IT AT YOU LIKE I'M A MONKEY AND I POOPED IT OUT

[18/04/2015 12:52:55] Mochi: Or myself XD

[18/04/2015 12:53:00] Mochi: Omfg

[2-for-1apocalypse]

A Skype Message conversation my friend and I had

Adrian, want me to put a damper on your life? [9:31:07 PM] Dolphinana: ? [9:31:14 PM] 2 for 1 Apocolypse: yes or no [9:31:20 PM] Dolphinana: YES [9:32:36 PM] 2 for 1 Apocolypse: We're all doing to die, and unless we die at the exact same time in the exact same place as loved ones, you will always die alone. Life is a disease that every organism has that has no cure and can strike at almost any time during your puny existance [9:32:48 PM] Dolphinana: huehuehue

[archellpelago]

Ell : LOVE YOU BAR

Ell : *BAE

Ell : NOT BAR IT'S BAE WTF

Friend : LOVE U TOO STOOL

[ask-senketsu]

Tekkaras: and Ragyo herself a couple times in the middle of monolouging

Senketsu: that's not molestation

Senketsu: they have a word for touching yourself

Tekkaras: the way she does it it is

Senketsu: it's called "masturbation"

Tekkaras: no

Tekkaras: ragyo is creepy enough that she is molesting herself

Senketsu: molestation is groping someone against their will

Senketsu: she groped herself by her own will

Senketsu: therefore it is not molestation

Tekkaras: shes only doing it to herself because nobody else is in reach

Senketsu: pretty much

[ask-senketsu]

Senketsu has never smutted before

Aikuro Mikistrippy: Keep it that way sen

The Mako In Shotes: It's weird. You have to put a lot more thought into it that you'd think.

Senketsu: I'm curious tho

Aikuro Mikistrippy: Mako it happened so fast idek what happened

Senketsu: I wanna try it but have never had an opportunity

Aikuro Mikistrippy: Heheh.... Opt

while ur humans

The Mako In Shotes: -cough-Junketsu-CoughCOUGHCOUGH-

Senketsu: like the only characters I've ever done are pretty well completely incompati-- HEY

[ask-senketsu]

Aikuro Mikistrippy: "i/ll catch u and put u on mother fucker"

Senketsu: "NEVER"

Aikuro Mikistrippy: "FLIES INTO SPACE"

Senketsu: flies out of solar system

Senketsu: I

Senketsu: DO NOT

Senketsu: BREATHE

Aikuro Mikistrippy: "i/ll chill with ragyo and have her make a new kamui....... just fo me...."

Senketsu: I AM A SENTIENT SPACE SHIP

Senketsu: YOU CANNOT FOLLOW

Senketsu does laps around the moon

Senketsu goes so fast with blade gale active he becoems a giant red-black meteorite

Senketsu pierces through the moon

Senketsu and mars

Senketsu and every other planet in the system

Senketsu enters the sun

Senketsu: *Sephiroth voice*

Senketsu: "SUPERNOVAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Senketsu: that awkward moment when your school uniform turns into a meteor and causes a supernova

[basedwings]

[7:10:09 PM] sabs: i need a new icon [7:10:35 PM] sabs: im getting sick of this demi lovato one [7:14:28 PM] hannah montana: but mines of joe jonas in camp rock we matching sort of

nobody ships sabiannah more than hannah does proof #1