#asktrid.txt

[usamey]

Medic is a twink mixed with a himbo

A TWIMBO

now with 50% more gay!

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I luv u💚

DUDE ILY2!!!!!!!!💚💚💚

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Astrid I had a dream me, you, and Oleander went driving! We were gonna hang out at my local mall but those roads were closed for some reason so we went down town and just walked around in the dark. We went into a school at some point and got scared because a door closed so we ran to a room. A little bit after that we heard doors closing in the school and thought we were gonna get caught but it was actually just some other kids.

Said kids were like "Oh we can't get out" but they literally just needed to push the doors. After that Oleander had to zipzoom back to my memere's house because of A curfew? Guess teens in my dream land can't be out driving past a certain time

elias your dreams are always fuckin WHILD i LOVE them.

that’s sounds fun as hell tho!! like y’all seem like an A-Tier group to go midnight driving with. super chaotic- as it should be😌

also if you’re having horror-movie dreams abt school, that mighttttttt be sayin something BWJWNNSNWNWNS

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please do not obliterate me when i tell you i'm *intensely* thinking of f/o-ing lupin,, i have a crush on him since i was SIX FUCKING YEARS OLD. also sent u request on this cord (discord)

l....lupin?????? like-

THIS FUCKIN DUDE?????????

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Idk what the thing is but the free gush pass. Can you gush about coach mcguirk?? Im highkey intersted in hearing about him and your s/i

anon whoever you are *mwah* thank you SO much oh my GOSHHHH!!!!!!! *happy stims* i went WAYYYYYYY too ham with this WBSBSNSNDNNDND

TLDR: Coach is a Bastard- but hes the Best Bastard <3

[PART A: Gush About Coach McGuirk]

OKAY!!!!!!! This man, while a complete piece of garbage, is SUCH a sweetheart. Like- he’s mean, he’s crude, he’s crass, and he stinks. But godDAMN he’s great.

In the episode where Brendon fails the history test, Coach offers to help him. Then they fight and Brendon turns to leave. Then coach goes

“well im sorry for caring about your well-being”

AND BITCHHHHHH WBSNSNNSN like this is the most openly emotional and vulnerable we’ve seen him since he got drunk with the nurse. WHWGJHG

ANOTHER THING!!!!!! In Shore Leave (yeah- i’m still not over this), when the kinds need rescuing, WHO comes to save them???? Yeah- its him. (AND THE FREAKING DINER SCENE WHEN THEYRE ALL LAUGHING OVER MILKSHAKES AND ITS JUST THREE KIDS AND THEIR CLAIMED DAD WJHGDHJDHKDH CATCH ME S O B B I N G OVER THIS like no joke i cry over this ep EVRY TIME GODDAMIT)

Coach is always a bitch so i dearly treasure his tender moments. Like In Class Trip when the waitress winks at him and he gets all red in the face and stuff YEAH. OOOOH OR!!! When theyre filming the dating video and he’s like 

“The kind of woman im interested in- i guess- is the one whos still watching this video.”

LIKE!!!!!!!!!!!! WJWSKJDDDKJHD I CANNOT GET OVER THIS SCENE LIKE WGDJDKJD he has such poor self esteem and yeah, he’s not the most attractive or well off or likeable or decent- but he’s a lot better than he gives himself credit for!! Like 1!!!!! The waitress was flirting with HIM. HE’S the cute one. AND!!!!!!! him and stephanie at the wedding (eyes emoji) like she was SO into him. ALSO im pretty sure they fucked on halloween (he had a heart attack, BUT STILL!!) like people DO want him, he IS desirable as a romantic partner and i wish he knew this 

OKAY [PART B: Coach and The Creature]

SOOOOOOOOOOOOO i havent decided on a complete backstory but whatever not important- Melissa shows up with this thing behind her and coach is like THATS THE BASTARD THAT WAS IN MY GARBAGE and melissa is just like yeah they do that sometimes <3 and thats that!!

NOW FOR DYNAMICS!!!! em is sorta a cross between brendon and melissa, in that they have Brendons Smartassitude and Melissa’s sweeter demeanour. which means coach hates them DOUBLY (but not actually)

okay, so we already been knew that coach thinks of god awful ideas right? youd have to be a complete IDIOT to do whatever he says. either that, or INCREDIBLY feral with NO self preservation instincts or sense of consequences. lucky for him, em is both!! WJDKHDKDKJ. em kinda just does what he says with little to no objection and he takes WAY too much advantage of this. the best way to decribe their dynamic is Small Town Supervillain + Loyal (and much more competent) Sidekick

he’s kinda mean to them, but he’s like that with everyone. he does have a soft spot for them tho. you know how coach has that Dad Complex? like how he reallllly wants to be a dad to brendon, or how he wanted to be a Big Brother to a sick kid. yeah that!!!!!!!!! as much of a bitch as he is, he really does care them! he’s mean and prolly bullies them for doing nd things like stimming and the food aversions and whatnot, but if anyone else tries it- you KNOW theyre going home with two black eyes and a busted lip (ALSOOOO i feel like coach struggles with his own neurodiversity but he grew up in a time where that was super taboo and also he’s just in Loads of fucking denial)

IN CON CLU SION: they are two Rats in the same garbage can <3

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omg your carrd is so pretty

thankies (from McSpankies)!!!!!!!!!!!! :0DDD

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ASTRID my good friend Astrid I gotta important question for you... You seem really fun to talk to and we have a decent amount in common so Per Chance do you have a Discord? Please don't feel obligated to answer this if you don't have one/don't want to answer ahdbhshshs-

i do have a discord!! it’s *ahem*

fujikos fat fuckin tits#1609

yer welcy :0)

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👉🏻👈🏻... hello... again. I have a predicament... I fell in love with a few fictional character, but I only have one romantic f/o at the moment and i just am like “what if I don’t pay attention to him because I’m in love with this other character?” any advice? if not that totally okay!! I just don’t know if I shouldn’t f/o the character yet or I should (sorry if I’m wording this weird aksjsk) ( @zatships )

hiya z!!!!!! always nice hearin from ya :0)

sooooo, got a case of the ol Scared-Of-Not-Paying-Attention-To-One-F/O-Because-You-Got-A-New-One Blues, or as we like to call em- The SONPATOFOBYGANOB (WBNSNSNSNS)

just from me personally, i think you should do it! after all, your main f/o won’t go anywhere. they’ll be right there waiting for you, and they’ll still love you just as much!! and your f/os prioritize your happiness and wellbeing, so if the new one makes you happy- they’ll totally support that!

it’s totally okay to shift focus on f/os (*cough cough*😳😳😳) and drop and pick em up as you please! if you want to stay with one, that’s great too! it’s called self-shipping because you put yourself first!! if it makes you happy, go for it!! :0)