(Star for relationship tag since you tagged me you little nerd -askundertalejay)
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DISAGREEMENTS:
Who is more likely to raise their voice? JayWho threatens to leave but never actually does? MKWho actually keeps their word and leaves? Jay Who trashes the house? bothDo either of them get physical? nopeHow often do they argue/disagree? not super often but enough to make it seem like they are always arguing, but only about dumb thingsWho is the first to apologise? both, they try to apologize at the same time
SEX:
Who is on top? bothWho is on the bottom? bothWho has the strangest desires? no ideaAny kinks? no ideaWho’s dominant in bed? they switch it up every so oftenIs head ever in the equation? yupIf so, who is better at performing it? uh... MK does have a pretty long tongueEver had sex in public? probably once or twiceWho moans the most? JayWho leaves the most marks? MKWho screams the loudest? MKWho is the more experienced of the two? about evenDo they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? YESRough or soft? yesHow long do they usually last? uh.. depends on the nightIs protection used? yup normallyDoes it ever get boring? neverWhere is the strangest place they’d have sex? uh.. no idea
FAMILY:
Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? maybe one day via adoptionIf so, how many children do your muses want/have? one to spoilWho is the favorite parent? JayWho is the authoritative parent? MKWho is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? MKWho lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? JayWho turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? both turn into soccer moms big timeWho goes to parent teacher interviews? yesWho changes the diapers? bothWho gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? MK normally does since he works nights a lotWho spends the most time with the children? JayWho packs their lunch boxes? JayWho gives their children ‘the talk’? MKWho cleans up after the kids? bothWho worries the most? JayWho are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? Jay
AFFECTION:
Who likes to cuddle? yesWho is the little spoon? JayWho gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? uh... both depending on the placeWho struggles to keep their hands to themself? MKHow long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? JayWho gives the most kisses? MKWhat is their favourite non-sexual activity? quiet times, like when they both decide to read together, either out loud or just aloneWhere is their favourite place to cuddle? couchWho is more likely to playfully grope the other? Jay How often do they get time to themselves? every couple of days, sadly it doesnt seem like enough
SLEEPING:
Who snores? MKIf both do, who snores the loudest? MKDo they share a bed or sleep separately? togetherIf they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? cozy upWho talks in their sleep? JayWhat do they wear to bed? underwearAre either of your muses insomniacs? Jay might be Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside? occasionallyDo they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? wing blankets!Who wakes up with bed hair? Jay, like ridiculously badWho wakes up first? MKWho prepares breakfast in bed for the other? MKWhat is their favourite sleeping position? spooning~Who hogs the sheets? JayDo they set an alarm each night? uh MK does Can a television be found in their bedroom? yes Who has nightmares? JayWho has ridiculous dreams? JayWho sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? JayWho makes the bed? jayWhat time is bed time? midnight most nightsAny routines/rituals before bed? just normal onesWho’s the grumpiest when they wake up? Jay
WORK:
Who is the busiest? MKWho rakes in the highest income? MKAre any of your muses unemployed? uh jay might be not sure what she would doWho takes the most sick days? if she does work then Jay, mental health days right?Who is more likely to turn up late to work? MKWho sucks up to their boss? MKWhat are their jobs? No idea with Jay, but MK is policeWho stresses the most? jayDo your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? MK enjoys his workAre your muses financially stable? mostly sometimes they have a tight month
HOME:
Who does the washing? MKWho takes out the trash JayWho does the ironing? JayWho does the cooking? uh bothWho is more likely to burn the house down just trying? MK burns moreWho is messier? JayWho leaves the toilet roll empty? nope neitherWho leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? MKWho forgets to flush the toilet? nopeWho is the prankster around the house? Jay Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? uh JayWho mows the lawn? MKWho answers the telephone? JayWho does the vacuuming? JayWho does the groceries? MKWho takes the longest to shower? JayWho spends the most time in the bathroom? eh?
MISCELLANEOUS:
Is money a problem? occasionallyHow many cars do they own? only need oneDo they own their home or do they rent? rent to ownDo they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? closer to the countryDo they live in the city or in the country? countryDo they enjoy their surroundings? yup MK loves to watch the starsWhat’s their song? no ideaWhat do they do when they’re away from each other? wish they were with the otherWhere did they first meet? high schoolHow did they first meet? mk ‘saved’ herWho spends the most money when out shopping? jayWho’s more likely to flash their assets? n/aWho finds it amusing when the other trips over? jay Any mental issues? uh... jay i think has someWho’s terrified of bugs? no ideaWho kills the spiders around the house? MK would make sure to get them out before anything could happen to themTheir favourite place? backyard Who pays the bills? MKDo they have any fears for their future? nothing otehr then the normal stuffWho’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? MKWho uses up all of the hot water? JayWho’s the tallest? MKWho’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? bothWho wanders around in their underwear? Jay, and mk enjoys thatWho sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? JayWhat do they tease each other about? everything, Jay still calls MK kiddo sometimesWho is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? MKDo they have mutual friends? a few but they have a lot of their own friends, sometimes they even set one friend up with anotherWho crushed first? JayAny alcohol or substance related problems? nopeWho is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? MK after workWho swears the most? uhhh Jay
