#askvladdraculatepes

[asklisafromlupu]

😖"My love? You look unwell... What is the matter?" - @askvladdraculatepes

Lisa pulled the blankets tighter around her body and shook her head, "Hold me, my love. I can't think straight."

[asklisafromlupu]

*sob* Dracula bit me... And that really HURT *points at blood in the neck*

"@askvladdraculatepes Care to explain what I'm looking at?"

[asklisafromlupu]

"After everything your husband has done, I'd like to think you'd have the common sense to leave him. I mean, how is it possible to forgive him for the murder of tens of thousands?! There is grief and then there's insanity and I'd really appreciate it if you'd perhaps reconsider this choice. What's he going to do when you eventually die again? That's right, another genocide. He went insane when his first wife died and then again at your initial death. He's completely fueled by his emotions and is an unpredictable wreck. You can't trust men, especially ones like him; and I speak from experience. I, on the other hand, could properly show you how to protect yourself and live a little instead of being some cruel old man's lapdog. I'm giving you a chance at a better existence here, darling. Think it over."

Lisa took a step back, a hand on her chest, her face contorted in an upset and confused face, "I beg your pardon," She spat out, "I will have you know my husband is in a fine headspace at this point. And we do not know how I will age! If you did not know, magic brought us back. We do not know how I will age, nor how I am changed. My husband," She always put emphasis on the word husband, "and I are monitoring my aging. But I do not think I need help from the coldest member of his court."

@askvladdraculatepes

[lastofthebelmontsrp]

Um Dracula blames you for Alucard's alcohol problems. Sorry about that.

Trevor chuckled, "That is probably for the best. I'm sure that I'm at fault somehow. Not entirely sure how, but I like the idea of Alucard sitting there alone thinking 'I should be more like Trevor and get drunk as a skunk.'"

[asklisafromlupu]

Of course I will return it in the best condition mom.

"I know you will, sweetheart. I don't see the harm in you using it. I just hope your father comes to the same conclusion."

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