BEAUTY AND THE BEAST DREAMNOBLADE AU :DDD
OOOOOH
Techno turned into a pig beast because he's an asshole, and he's constantly complaining to the witch who did it because "ok, I get it, true love, but, like, it's going to be hard with a scary face, you dumbass!"
Meanwhile Dream finds his castle by mistake and is just deadpan about it "ah, yeah, witches and magic, this is fine, if you eat bacon, is that cannibalism? Also, can we not do the hole 'you're mine now', kinda need to be home in half an hour"















