#asmileadaykeepsthemonkeyaway

[visambros]

asmileadaykeepsthemonkeyaway replied to your post:My step-brothers (which ever one did this) are so...

Leave the charcoal eggs in the kitchen with a sarcastic note

I’m not gonna, but trust me, I really want to omg

[bladesofmercy]

asmileadaykeepsthemonkeyaway replied to your post: I need pizza in my face mouth

What other mouths do you have?

I have little mouths on the tips of my fingers.

Every time someone is an asshole to a cashier/waiter, the mouths drain a little bit of their life essence.

Nothing huge like a year, but just a few minutes of life at a time (per finger).

It doesn't seem like much, but just wait until they're driving and their car hydroplanes. They're gonna need those minutes then, but they won't.

[bladesofmercy]

asmileadaykeepsthemonkeyaway replied to your post:Can’t tell if I’m feeling depressed right now, or...

Hope you’re okay buddy!

I'm good; it comes in waves, and then it goes. 

Thanks, though :)

[the-storm-after-the-rain]

You can tell a lot about a person from the type of music they listen to. Hit shuffle on your iPod, phone, iTunes or however you listen to your music and then write down the first 10 songs that come up. Tag 10 people you want to do it too! One rule: No skipping!
 Tagged by: thegirlsajezebel

Whispers - Passenger

Panic! At the Disco - Oh Glory

Kanye West - I Am a God

Panic! At the Disco - Far Too Young To Die

Fall Out Boy - Thnks Fr Th Mmrs

Flobots - Handlebars

Panic! At the Disco - Let's Kill Tonight

Eminem - Headlights

Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Gold

Jason Aldean - I Don't Do Lonely Well

I tag RomulanCloak, littleslavekitten, nibbleonmylip, fortheloveofmyjasu, asmileadaykeepsthemonkeyaway, whatistrueforme, reverse-cougar, jigglybeth, pissedandpunk, je11ybe11y

[parchedvisions]

100, 119, 133?

100. How are you feeling? I’m feeling very relaxed actually, bombed my midterm yesterday but I’m just glad I’m done. Now I’m spending friday night doing some auditing notes but tbh playing with the cat, and wishing this awful hair day will end

119. Favourite book? oh man, of all time, that’s a bit tough. I think I’m going to go with the obvious and say Harry Potter, because I mean…Harry Potter am i right? Recently, I’ve fallen in loooove with The Hobbit, I highly recommend it if you haven’t read it. And right now, I’m in the middle of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy and am thoroughly enjoying all the funny. All the funny.

133. Favourite lyrics right now? It was the roar of the crowd that gave me heartache to sing. It was a lie when they smiled and said, “you won’t feel a thing” and as we ran from the cops we laughed so hard it would sting (8) My Chemical Romance - Disenchanted

Thank you a billion for asking, I love taking breaks from note-taking tehehe

[fatgoddess]

asmileadaykeepsthemonkeyaway replied to your post: Every time I buy something for myself, I feel guilty.

Don’t do that! Everyone deserves to pamper themselves a little, even if it’s buying yourself something! Be glad and revel in your new hot stuff! :)

You're the best :) xx 

[bladesofmercy]

2, 7, 10, 11 :)

2. If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

This would’ve been super easy to answer a couple of weeks ago. 

Oh! Katie. Definitely Katie.

10. When is the last time you played the air guitar?

Probably last week.

[90percentunrelated]

asmileadaykeepsthemonkeyaway replied to your post: Listen, if you are running low on oxygen, you open...

What are you playing? It sounds fun. (Except your dying spacemen)

It is a new game called Spacebase DF-9. It is really fun, but it has many flaws right now, considering it is in alpha, but it has a lot of potential, and it is fun despite the flaws and the difficulty.