#asouespoilers

[bro-zachariah]

Hey maybe the Netflix show can tell me why the fuck a sugar bowl? What's inside? Why is it so important? I read 13 fucking books and I still don't know it

[bro-zachariah]

Why am I seeing the guy from True Jackson VP in ASOUE?

[bro-zachariah]

ASOUE The Austere Academy part 1 recap

- my fave line was probably when they said like they been sitting in the bench for months like what a fourth wall thing to say

- I loove with all my heart watching the backstage to Olaf's plan, something that we couldn't see in the books obviously

- Carmelita's character is on point, 10 out of 10 in characterisation

- the Quagmires are everything nice in this life

- I always love the Count Olaf henchman's lines idk his name but I love him

- the librarian is probably me when I get older, I love her

- sunny with reading glasses is the cutest thing ever

- when Jackeline talks on the phone with Larry and she mentions that going to mountains was scheduled for a couple of months I was like 🤔 is this a reference to The Slippery Slope?

[corporalsnark]

People aren't either wicked or noble. They're like chef's salads, with good things and bad things chopped and mixed together in a vinaigrette of confusion and conflict.

(me, screaming quietly)