Dec 7, 2017
MUSES: Aspen Whitlock and Indigo Addams. FACES: Claire Holt and Olivia Wilde. This blog is amazing omg thank you so much in advance!!!
Posted! You’re welcome, bb!
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MUSES: Aspen Whitlock and Indigo Addams. FACES: Claire Holt and Olivia Wilde. This blog is amazing omg thank you so much in advance!!!
Posted! You’re welcome, bb!
um all symbols obvi
Send “✆” for a MORNING text.
{txt.}: good morning starshine!
{txt.}: the earth! says! hello!
Send “” for a text that WASN’T SENT.
{txt.}: poppy looks so cute right now!
Send “☎” for a RUSHED text.
{txt.}: I ran out for a quick delivery and I may or may not have been tailed and am being questioned
{txt.}: HIDE THE CHILDREN
Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.
{txt.}: i’d rather be DED riht now
{txt.}: u’d probably wish i was ded right now
Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text.
{txt.}: [img.attached]
{txt.}: come help me work out ;)
Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.
{txt.}: i know you’re sleeping but
{txt.}: i ate ALL of the peanut butter and i wanna DIE
Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text.
{txt.}: your daughter pooped in my sweatshirt i’m throwing her OUT
Send “#” for a RANDOM text.
{txt.}: i’ve found it
{txt.}: my dress
{txt.}: [img.attached]
Send “@” for a SCARED text.
{txt.}: i had a nightmare that you left me at the aisle
{txt.}: :( that’s like the third one are you sure you don’t want to tell me anything i’m sure i’ll understand eventually lol
{txt.}: but forreal let a girl know like
Send “&” for a LOVING text.
{txt.}: i just thought about you and got all happy
{txt.}: very much in love with you <33
Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.
{txt.}: what’s the difference between the cardboard tampons and the plastic
{txt.}: which ones do you want
Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.
{txt.}: [img.attached]
{txt.}: he loves the shirt!!
Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.
{txt.}: that happened like once and i actually ended up liking it so
{txt.}: oh sorry wrong person
{txt.}:i’ll give you three guesses about what i’m taling about
Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.
{txt.}: went to a bar.
{txt.}: ...please cme get me.
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I like you // I love you // You’re one of my best friends // You’re like family // You are family // I dislike you // I hate you // I’d kill you if I got the chance // I want you to like me // I’m scared of you (what you make me feel) // I would adopt you // I’d date you // I’d sleep with you // I’d marry you // I’m worried about you // You confuse me // You’re annoying // I pity you // I respect you // I trust you // I feel protective of you // I’d invite you with me to parties // I’d lend you my money // I’d borrow your money // You’re good-looking // I’m suspicious of you // I’m hiding something from you // You’re fun // You’re boring // I’m upset with you // You’re nice // You’re mean // I’m envious of you // You’re smart // You’re stupid // I look up to you // I think you’re a better person than me // I think I’m a better person than you // I want to apologize to you // I wish I’d never met you // I never want to forget you // I want to get to know you better
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headcanon: unknown to aspen, indigo has been taking extra pre-cautionary steps to make sure aspen’s mother doesn’t try to contact aspen as the wedding approaches. she has blocked unknown numbers and emails from all of their electronic devices, and hopes that if aspen ever found out, she wouldn’t kill her.
2, 4, 12, 18, 22, 27, 31, 47, 48, 54
2. what would you name your future kids?
“Probably something earthy, nature-y. That’s kind of a tradition in my family.”
4. what are you looking forward to?
“Marry the love of my life, @aspen-whitlock.”
12. what is something you want right now?
“I could really go for an insanely physically exhausting hike, it’s always fun to watch @aspen-whitlock get dirty.”
18. do you miss how things were a year ago?
“I’d say that things are exponentially better than they were a year ago, so...not really, no. Not to say I didn’t enjoy it, but we grow and evolve and I’m a better me than I was last year.”
22. description of crush.
“Aspen really changed who I was as a person. I mean at the end of the day, it’s safe to say that she saved my life. There’s no way I’d still be alive today without her help. And if I was, there’s no way I wouldn’t be in rehab, or prison, or...something. It’s not exactly something I can put it into words, all I can do is marry her and continue to show her how much she means to me and how much I love her. I owe her everything.”
27. things i hate
“Um, kilts. Bra’s that clip in the front. When Aspen leaves the toothpaste cap off the bottle. The smell of gasoline. Parrots. Rodents. Uh...yeah.”
31. 3 random facts
“If I could have a dream pet, I’d have a raccoon because cute. My first boyfriend asked me out because he said he liked the way I ate rock candy lollipops. And I can speak French.”
47. turn ons
“Confidence, control, clean dishes, costumes, Aspen, chocolate strawberries, wax play, hair pulling, etc.”
48. turn offs
“Bad breath, cigarette smoke, calloused hands, burping, people who like Amy Schumer.”
54. something thats worrying me at the moment
“I’m afraid the wedding is going to come and Aspen won’t want to marry me anymore.”
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Have you seen ASPEN WHITLOCK around campus? She's TWENTY-SEVEN years old and an ASSISTANT CHEF on campus. I’ve heard that she started working here because SHE'S A FORMER STAFF MEMBER, when in reality it’s probably rumor. If you look at them closely they kinda resemble CLAIRE HOLT, but maybe my eyes are just playing tricks on me. (Ash, 21, she/her)
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