#asphagnum

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Void doesn’t seem to like the newcomer. Your guess is required: friend or foe?

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This addresses the most asked question Patch gets.

I’m aware it doesn’t answer it... Have a story arc instead

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Charity YCH auction!

You may ask yourself.... How is this related in any way to Ask Patch? Well, this is the same awesome artist that does all the Patch updates!

Get your chance at owning your very own Asphagnum. Just like a Picasso, just way more furry and pretty! This is gonna be fully colored! :P

Also, if that wasn’t enough motivation, you’re getting to support an amazing charity that supports animal shelters that don’t kill the animals after they’ve spent a few weeks there!

Go here to bid! https://ych.commishes.com/auction/show/UQ/charity-space-ninja-furs/

Note: Anthro ponies are okay too

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“They are all out there, unaware of me. Unaware of the pain and the fear I feel. They look so happy, and if I’m honest, I don’t understand it. I am jealous of them, and I don’t know what for. I wish I could experience love before I get deprecated, but I know it’s not possible.”

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Help our artist win an Armature!

Because Armature does awesome stuff and Asphagnum does too. If she’s the artist with the most likes she wins. Go here and like: http://on.fb.me/1N9W4Y7 You gotta like the facebook post ^^^^^^^^^

http://on.fb.me/1N9W4Y7 http://on.fb.me/1N9W4Y7 http://on.fb.me/1N9W4Y7

Thanks guys <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

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That’s what you use to scare R34 away?

I’d rather stay on this side of the shield. It feels way safer. I’m not as hard as I usually do look. There’s no way I’m ever turning that shield around again!!!

I have good and bad news. I’m back from Eurofurence (that’s the good one) and Asphagnum is gonna be taking a vacation for a few weeks. I’ll be around the computer and Jay is gonna be helping out meanwhile.

I think I need some vacuuming now, my fur is a mess.

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You would be surprised how quickly Software becomes awful after it outdated.

Do you remember that video game you were super fond of when you were a child? And do you remember how awesome the graphics were? If so, don’t ever revisit it and keep the memory.

Software, just like Hardware, requires a lot of love and care. And if you neglect it it will pretty quickly become a walking nightmare.

This actually looks like it could go in some horror game. Kudos to our cutesy artist asphagnum who also can make her art become creepy.

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Very cute, much meme!

You guessed right. She’s gonna have all that burger! And leave the salad... I can foresee a tummy ache approaching!

Somehow the world has been unexciting, just a decline in Apple Watch sales (what a surprise) and the sad news that Saturo Iwata passed away. He was an extremely admirable person.

Last but not least!!!! Remember to like and reblog all over Tumblr. Patch loves to snack those. [And check out commishes if you haven't yet] ^^;