Hello, everyone! It’s your favorite slightly off-kilter system here to talk about something we would like to start up: commissions! Have you ever wanted a story about you, or maybe you wanted the perfect bedtime tale but you never managed to get it to come out just right onto the paper? Well, say no more, because we’re taking commissions for our writing, geared specifically for age regressors!
Information will be below the cut!
We will write anything up to 20,000 words in length
We will not write anything suggestive or NSFW
We will send you a sample of our writing to see if you like the characters, setting, etc. and wait to write the rest until you give us the green light
When the story is done, we will let you know and you can pay us (via PayPal only) and we will send you a copy of your story
Character designs/drawings may be added, however they will not be professional quality and must be scanned from traditional media
You must be willing to give me your email to contact you
NOTE: We legally CAN NOT write fanfiction for profit. All characters must be original, and no plot lines may be lifted from other media.
Pricing!
1,000 words or less: $5
1,001-5,000: $7
5,001-10,000: $10
10,001-15,000: $15
15,001-20,000: $20
+ Character sketches/designs: $3 per character
+ Setting sketches: $5 a setting
+ Scenes from the story: $7 a scene
Pricing is the original number of words you are giving us to work with. If we go over that word limit we will not add any cost to your bill.
If you are interested in seeing samples of our work, we will be more than happy to send you pieces of our portfolio! Please message us here or e-mail us at [email protected] if you’re interested!
[Image description: A pastel pink background, on which the phrases “You are not a terrible person.” and “You are you.” are written in white text, with a black shadow.]
I’m tired of all the hatred on this site, so I decided to send out a message people need to hear: you’re not a bad person, no matter what an abuser, gatekeeper, etc. said. NOTE: This does not extend to MAPs/NOPs, or REGs of any kind. Y’all are pretty darn bad.
You and I are sitting together on the floor. I’m showing you a drawing I’ve been working on. You grin and praise me on a job well done. We have juice and snacks and your favorite music fills the room. We are together at last.
why can't people just be respectful.... if someone says a word bothers them don't say it!!! it's not that hard!
people still find trigger jokes funny, which makes asking for such a thing almost impossible. as long as those people are out there, theyll keep going.
