#ass memes

[apothecarywormcrud]

fucking. running out of tabletops with you. so make a guy for either Cyberpunk if you wanna go easy or Eclipse Phase if you want hard mode

transhumanist psychic genemodder gets the fuck out of dodge to do their own thing, locates a derelict ark ship floating on the edge of civilized space, starts squatting, and proceeds to construct 584376834 new bodies for themselves just for kicks, most of which wind up in the trash* or in the refurbished cryochambers (don't ask about what happened to whatever was in there originally) until long-term isolation compels them to start uploading copies of their brain to everything within spitting distance, including the ship. they have a vague idea of which one is the original, but it doesn't really matter because they're all lowkey psychically linked anyways so who give a shit.

in game terms: isolate - genehacker - async / scum faction w/ 500000 morphs fuck ya life bing bong

[punchbeetle]

16, 22 and 23 for Aerith :3c

thanks! im going to combust 

16. When/ How did you end up sharing a bed with your F/O for the first time? What was it like?

ngl harrow nd aerith shared a bed a lot when they were kids havin sleepovers but i know thats not what this is asking abt so

probs sometime on the road out from midgar. th gang’s got a big party so any hotel they hit up is probably gnna be a bit short on space. aerith’s like oh ok we’re gnna have to share beds then! nd cloud is like hm. ok. i will sleep on th floor. so only harrow and tifa get th benefit of Nap With Aerith nd its honestly a v casual affair bc everyone is so fucking tired all th time. harrow is a Little gay but oh well what can u do. 

17. How early/ late do you and your F/O wake up? Who’s usually the first to wake up?

aerith strikes me as a bit of an early riser cuz she’s got Shit to do. harrow wakes up early on instinct bc that’s what was required when they were in SOLDIER but theyre slowly getting th hang of this mysterious practice known as “sleeping in.” neither of them are opposed to th concept of Extended Morning Naptime. 

18. How does your F/O greet you a good morning?

folding chair to the face 

[goddamn-strop]

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the ask box of the last 10 people who reblogged something from you if you want to. Learn more about your mutuals and followers ✨ (no pressure though!!)

1. this 100k+ slowburn political marriage enemies-to-lovers jaina/sylvanas fic that i stayed up until 8 am reading last night  2. beef curry  3. my tomato seedlings are growin up big and strong 4. telling the spiders in my house that i love them 5. the fuckin crate i bought today: 

i’ve been trying to build a trade goods pack for larp and the last crate i used was delightfully aged after sitting in the backyard for about 10 years but not so structurally sound. crate 2: electric boogaloo is looking to give me much better results. 

[plutos-salty-ass]

[apothecarywormcrud]

table salt himalayan pink salt + flake salt for mr oflegends !!!!

table salt - what is your favorite way to spend time with your f/o?

he infodumps at me for three hours abt biomechanics while i sit there making heart eyes @ him. also napping. hold me gentle like hamburger u huge robot bastard.

himalayan pink salt - tell us about one of your favorite moments between you and your f/o!

flake salt - do you have a favorite au with you and your f/o? tell us about it!

by god do i think a lot about my knight au. this shit's got it all: black knight archetype. man cursed to spend his life as a hollow suit of armor until he experiences love And believes that he deserves it. mutual pining followed by tragic betrayal because that's how these things are supposed to go; that's how these things Always go, and trying to change them is only going to hurt more for both of you in the long run. dreaming abt kissing a dude with no face. renata glasc is there.

odyssey au is newer so it also gets bumped up in the rankings. giant planet-destroying cosmic entity catches feelings for Just Some Guy spaceship mechanic. takes them on dates to the edges of black holes and to watch stars go nova. offers to construct them entire planets to their specifications and theyre like idk bro we could also just hold hands.

[apothecarywormcrud]

🍦, 🍓, 🍉 gimme the good content for your evil wizard of oz man

🍦: Are there any new activities that you’d like to try as a couple?

disclaimer: in the process of googling mckamey manor to remind myself what it was called, i fell down a rabbit hole and turns out it really is just a torture house run by a fucked-up dude!

gideon would still probably want to go

🍓: What do you think is the main reason your relationship is so successful?

that, and all the medical waivers

🍉: What do you think is the most valuable lesson your relationship has taught you?

[apothecarywormcrud]

op literally runs over curbs in the grocery store parking lot but go off :/

this is my design

[apothecarywormcrud]

I'm assuming czerny is your bc insert so pleas 💢 and also 🤝 + wraith :)

💢 I’ll tell you about an enemy of theirs

when they see langris its On Sight

🤝 I’ll tell you how they’d interact with one of YOUR s/is from the same series :)

czerny communicates w/ half of th black bulls by screaming and the other half by being very polite nd wraith is in the latter category. also i think theyd like to hang out w/ him while he gardens and make lil botanical drawings.