#assholdersupreme

[squidwardstentacle]

EXCUSE PARDON HELLO ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

oH HELLO YES FRIEND

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FOLLOWING?: no, sorry 3 | now | yes | 5EVER NERD  <3

[squidwardstentacle]

When was the last time you went to target and got an icee?

WELL I WENT TO TARGET LIKE LAST WEEK BUT THE LAST TIME I HAD AN ICEE WAS WHEN I BROKE MY FUCKING HAND WHEN I WAS 10

K I’m going to do blog rates sooooooo ask me a question, do it!

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Following: no sorry, but ily | now i am | yes | forever 

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[allynosaurusrex]

So, Logan went out to lunch with my family and this is what happened.

[jennaishungry]

@assholdersupreme

I'm dumb and accidentally published half way through my ten facts. So here's all of them. Because you people find facts about me so interesting, right? 

I am a child and beautiful creation of God. :) 

I am currently procrastinating my summer homework and school starts next week. ._.

My favorite Disney princess is Mulan and if you give me anything relating to Mulan I will hug you and want to give you a puppy.

I do like reading but I’m bad at making time for it, but if it’s a really good book then I’m set. (I especially like serial killer books for some reason o.o)

I become insaaaane when given cotton candy. (give me some at your own risk) 

I try really hard to write fanfic and draw fanart but more often than not I end up stopping in the middle and not finishing it. 

I play guitar but I'm more proud of myself whenever I learn how to play a song on the piano. 

I won't wear a hat if it clashes with the color of my shoes. 

I love new stuff. I don't even have to be the one getting it. And it doesn't even have to be technically new. If it's new to me or it's new to someone, then I get so excited. Like getting hand me downs or watching the reaction to people receiving charity gifts. 

I still have my school ID card from first grade. 

[allynosaurusrex]

Answer this with ten facts about yourself. Then send it to ten of your favorite followers.

Hate. You.

1) I just got done finding out on Pottermore that I am a Slitherin.

2) My bestfriend is Logan, this doof that sent me this ask.

3) I am on the phone with said doof as I type this.

4) I really want to play Minecraft, so I probably will...

5) I sing at church on Sundays now.

6) I just got a dog and her name is Sadie and she's the cutest thing ever.

7) Sadie is a pitbull, my favorite breed of dog.

8) My father is the biggest dumbass I have ever met.

9) I hate cats, dunno why just do.

10) I actually had to think to white these ten facts.

[squidwardstentacle]

Answer this with ten facts about yourself. Then send it to ten of your favorite followers.

I'm swaggie

I'm the swaggiest

Ain't no one as swaggie as I am

not even Jbiebz

Damn I'm so swaggie it hurts

Like i think its going to give me an aneurysm

oops

what if I die from being swaggie

Death by swagger

I think I have issues

[squidwardstentacle]

theres a new Activity monitor thing on tumblr and wow its kinda cool my biggest fan is logan and second is haley omg haHAHAHA

[jennaishungry]

Will you boldly go out with me?