Assignment #51 Describe what to do with your body when you die.
Please bury me somewhere near the sea. Don't burn my body. Put up a nice tombstone. Write "Só preciso se alguns segundos de paz, só isso." on it.
On the day you bury my body, please make sure Tupac's Life Goes On is playing on the background, if someone can mix it with Skylar Grey's Coming Home, that will be lovely. I am not kidding.
Let everyone speak about how they will miss me, at least let me hear that they will. Before they speak, ask them to take three (at least) shots of tequila. After their speech, make them drink three shots again.
Remember not to let anyone drive home by themselves. Set up a bus or something. I want my moment of peace, I don't want any of my family or friends to join me just yet.
Update January 8, 2024:
Burn and throw my ashes away in the sea (along the PCH if you can). No ceremony. Nothing. Just throw it away.