#assmeister

[dundeelemonade]

assmeister replied to your post “assmeister replied to your post “hey remember kevin and kell” ...”

i clearly dont know how to read WHOOPS

i wish i’d been talking about kenan and kel instead

it would be a whole lot less embarrassing to say that i was tempted to relive my adolescence by binging on the good burger than on a furry webcomic that’s almost as old as i am

[leporidaes]

one piece :o

my favorite female character: nami, no doubt. but i also really like vivi and robin.my favorite male character: ACE. I WILL ALWAYS LOVE ACE. Law and Zoro are p rad too.my favorite book/season/etc: alabasta arc because for the longest time, i’ve liked sandy desert arcs in stories. my favorite episode (if its a tv show): i don’t… really know. probably the one when ace is first introduced, and he’s dead asleep on his plate of food in alabasta.my favorite cast member: i’m not sure? i don’t really know any of the seiyuus sdbfgyfkdjsmy favorite ship: this is legit the only anime i don’t really ship because of the level of camaraderie all these characters have. but i think zoro/nami is pretty nice. and if he LIVED, i think ace/vivi would’ve made for some interesting interactions.a character I’d die defending: ALL OF THEM. I LOVE ALL OP CHARACTERS THAT AREN’T COMPLETE ASSHOLES.a character I just can’t sympathize with: doflamingo lmaoa character I grew to love: i’ve liked all the mains tbh but luffy took a few chapters to get used to, because i used to think he was annoying and insensitive.my anti otp: i don’t rly care about ships in op but ace/luffy because 8||||||||||| (and also zoro and sanji bc???) er… and luffy and nami bc i see them more like brother and sister?? like i said, camaraderie 

[adhdsonic]

DRRR o7

my favorite female character: ALL THE FEMALE CHARS ARE SO GOOD I can't choose. Anri and Celty are my top faves.

my favorite male character: Kida! But I also like Mikado and Shizou.

my favorite book/season/etc: First season is my fave.

my favorite episode (if its a tv show): Episode 18

my favorite cast member: Mamoru Miyano?!? I still dont know what these question means.

my favorite ship: I don't really ship anything asdflk

a character I’d die defending: KIDA 

a character I just can’t sympathize with: Izaya go home

a character I grew to love: Kasuka.

my anti otp: Shizaya

[leporidaes]

octopus, dorky boyfriends, pokemon, ONCELER, and fresh subway sandwiches

octopi and pokemon are always good associations yes. uwu i love my dorky bfs they're so adorable. this includes onceler. ah yes, my fanatic onceler phase. i reminisce about those days often.

AND SUBWAY THANK

[adhdsonic]

I associate you with stoutland but you remind me of a teddiursa kahsfdlasfdkhas

Teddiursa?! Awww well thank you alskjdf

[leporidaes]

u r octillery

excellent

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now do the odds >8)

I hate you.

1. First impression: "Oh no, this is a strategy game?! I never play these! I suck! Gah I don't want my units to die!! Eh?? The weapons can break?! NOOO!!" I had completely forgotten that I'm a fast learner.

3. Male Robin or Female Robin? Both, because I like Robin in general. Lol They're incredibly kind but can also be a sass master if you push them that far.

5. Favorite male character? Chrom, by a long shot to everyone else. *sweats* But I also really like Lon'qu, Owain, Gaius, Ricken, and Inigo. And Morgan, my precious son.

7. Least favorite male character? Does Grima count.

9. Most attractive male character? Chrom is my husband so I'm gonna be biased and say him. Literally the second cutscene all I could think was, "...This guy is way too hot. What the fuck." (HIS ENGLISH DUB VOICE... MERCER... THAT'S PROBABLY WHAT DID IT.) But I mean... like, c'mon, have you SEEN the entire roster of male units?? Lon'qu, Gaius, Frederick, Owain, Inigo, and Libra deserve honorable mentions, among THE REST.

11. Who did you marry first? I was so close to marrying Lon'qu first until the fucking supports and cutscenes with Chrom.

13. Who did you least enjoy romancing and being married to? I messed up and answered the actual question to the even numbered ask. I CAN'T COUNT. So I'll do this one in it's place. I've only married Chrom and Lon'qu so I can't say.

15. Favorite pairing (or marriage outside of your own)? Frederick/Lissa, Lon'qu/Cherche, Stahl/Sully, Gaius/Sumia, Inigo/Severa, and Laurent/Lucina. DON'T TOUCH ME.

17. Least favorite chapter? The DLC where you had to save Emm because I couldn't figure out how to PREVENT THE ENEMY FROM KILLING HER. I redid that map 5 times until somebody told me I had to use the Rescue stave...

19. Least favorite battle? I don't... think I have one. I liked them all.

21. Least favorite enemy? Sorcerers because they have high magic with Vengeance skill, and Warriors because on the enemy's turn, they can use Counter against you...

23. Least favorite class? Villagers are so weak, sans Donnel. Do you know how hard it is to keep them all alive? Geez...

25. Favorite confession of love? CHROM'S MADE ME SO FLUSTERED MY GLASSES FOGGED UP. But Lon'qu's and Frederick's are also really good.

27. Most prominent shocking moment? Validar's, "Robin, I am your father."

29. DLC Maps or Reeking Boxes? DLC maps give you supports, bullions, experience, rare weapons, and skills, so I prefer those.

[adhdsonic]

how am I supposed to send you a number for the fe:a thing when you aNSWERED ALL OF THEM AREADY

BLAME JUBI