#assriel

[twinroomies]

EEEEE NEW COMIC I MISSED ASSY

@akanemnon liked your ask.

I didn't. Get out of my house immediately. /j

[psychologynerd]

Gwynn has bigger breasts then Elaine. Az is a boob man

This was too funny not to share. For a little glimpse at the utter nonsense in my inbox right now. Enjoy the laugh.

“Coltish” just gives huge boobs

[tswaney17]

Assriel 😏🍑

A very happy early birthday to me from two of the sweetest people ever. Thank you, @nitecourtfairytail and @elainsweetcobalt for commissioning this amazing Assriel art for my “I Do Bad Things with You” fic! I absolutely love it!! 🥹💙💖

🎨 @/sara_parrenyo on IG.

[msshadowqueen]

Weird that some Elriels and Gwynriels pit Elain and Gwyn against each other when the problem is obviously Azriel🤷‍♀️

[carebooks]

James MacAvoy is really something else, i mean i enjoy his acting, loved Split, so the fact that in His Dark Materials, he’s gotten me to absolutely despise Assriel (yes, that’s his name now, God told me herself) is amazing

bc like i’ve always liked his characters, but now that he’s playing this guy, every time he shows up on screen i wanna smack him around the way Iorek does to his enemies

it just astounds me, really, because i get it, Assriel is leading the rebel alliance, and it’s the right side to be on, this is true, it’s either that or religious zealots, but at the same time he also killed a kid. he was willing to kill Lyra to get that window open, instead he killed her best friend.

and i understand, i’ve heard the description, he’s the human embodiment of ‘the ends justify the means’, i get it, but at the same time i don’t care, he still killed a kid. so, no i am not on Assriel’s side personally, but i will fight the fight with Lyra. Assriel can go back to the North and freeze his dick off

shout out to Lyra’s REAL dads and BEST father figures, including Papa Bear Iorek who legit christened her as Lyra Silvertongue and Fun Uncle™️ Lee Scoresby who’s constantly referring to Lyra as his daughter and gave his life to finding a way to get her even an extra layer of protection.

anyway fuck Assriel

[coldmouse]

Somebody knows? :DDD

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

both the vore and ass genes are dominant in the dreemurr family line

[coldmouse]

@askassriel forever!!!