The gigantic, naked, Ass Wall
Evening started out normal enough, a lady was passing through the aisles barking “change” and then “praise Jesus” but in a high pitched muppet like voice. But then as she passed I realized her pants were not really pants in the back but more of a ripped/ refastened, spaghetti sweat pant strapped together situation... and the best way I can explain it is I found myself suddenly face level within one foot of a gigantic wall of naked ass.


















