#astor things

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//Astor and Niss having a similar love language but Astor is a hunter and brings home a kill as a means to show his affection while Niss cooks to show his (though this goes for most with cooking as a love language)

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Astor sees no problem triumphantly taking home a kill while someone outside the cannibal community would be a little squeamish. Astor is aware others aren't cannibals but meat is still meat to him and he won't force others to eat it but he'd still offer it because it's food and he caught it and he wants to share because he cares and wants you to eat too.

He's actually tried to feed the only Alastor that isn't a cannibal and wound up concerned because he was trying to take care of him, thinking he couldn't hunt for himself and finding out he didn't eat people made him so fucking confused xD

Once again showing cat behavior xD Human is too stupid to catch their dinner I'll do it for them

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Astor is very possessive and protective and this meme works so well for him xD

Astor is going to wind up fighting Valentino one day cause man puts his bois through Hell xD

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//someone mentioned a college au and I have had brain rot of Astor being human and doing the college thing.

Not only would he be a homeschooled shut in going to a place of 'freedom' so he'd be super excitable like he is now but he'd be an insomniac who's always wired with a caffeine addiction, probably constantly drinking energy drinks and living off oreos, peeps and other snacks as he already does and his cooking skills are so bad he doesn't know how to use a microwave because his dad always made dinner for him

He'd be eager to learn everything and run a podcast gossip rag for the college just due to absolute boredom from being unable to sleep like a proper person. He'd basically be himself but at school xD

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Astor didn't have to hunt long! The furniture isn't to his taste but who can deny, small goth house with spiral stairs and a fireplace!

Didn't take much to bully the guy out of the house either, Astor even let him live! He'll even let him come back for his furniture once it's out on the lawn!

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//Valentino is probably the only overlord with the ability to fuck up Astor and I think that's very hilarious of me to do this to him.

I built Astor with weaknesses that Valentino can use against him without even realizing it.

Astor can't go intangible and his abilities get fucked when he's high or drunk but more specifically when he's high on ecstacy which is just a lesser version of whatever Valentino is putting into the air.

If Val gets Astor high on his shit, Astor is fucked in a fight against him xD

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Gepp picked Astor for his cute smile and honestly, he did have the cutest smile.

Astor after taking a bunch of damage or using all his power, ends up in this form until he recharges and can hold his form again.

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One day

Astor: I just ended a years long relationship!

Someone: Are you okay?

Astor: Yeah, it wasn't my relationship!