#astraeusx

[burstbombbitch]

sushi

⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯ 🌺┊      I DO NOT FEAR YOU. Eat me, I dare you, and I will swell in your stomach and leak out your orifices until I reform as normal.

[sungracd]

@astraeusx:  ' you smell positively divine--but i don't think that's because of the flowers. '

“  oh ?  i  suppose  i  have  been  using  a  new  shampoo  as  of  late.  perhaps  it’s  the  scent  of  coconut  and  jasmine ?  in  which  case,  you’ve  a  rather  impressive  nose,  mister ... ?  ”

[ardenssolis]

@astraeusx​ said (inbox):

‘ ah... are these... yours? ‘ what a terrible, unfortunate thing! innocent little sphynx cubs, a rare and delightful sight, all cute and innocent and lacking in any guardian to ward off those who may snatch them up. astraeus being the latter.

there was no loner mentality to be found in this panther as he held a cub in each hand, looking the part of a criminal caught in the act as he locked eyes with someone who had the aura of the divine--and of a master of these young ones.

‘ they looked... lost. ‘

      ❝DO NOT TELL ME you were planning on stealing what is mine? It is hard to see you as anything other than a criminal looking as suspicious as you do.❞ Well, those three cubs technically belonged to his summoner since they were a Valentine's Day gift, but that was not the point at the moment. A minor detail. ❝However,❞ he continued, arms slowly crossing over his chest, and eyes gleaming with some form of hidden mischief, ❝if you were planning on returning them to me, then that would be a different story. That IS what you are going to do, is it not? I would hope that none would dare be so brave as to believe they could pilfer anything from under my nose without retribution.❞

[lovlorne]

slowly holding up soy sauce

———— ❤️‍🔥┊      NO WONDER Y'ALL WENT EXTINCT. can't blame ya, i guess. well; i'll just have to rebalance the world and get you back where you belong. in the ground.

[cryoburdened]

@astraeusx​ is outraged:

JAIL. JAIL FOR A THOUSAND YEARS.

“Where are your witnesses? Your cold, hard evidence?”

The spoon disappears into the opening of his own shirt, never to be seen again. Government corruption at its finest.

“As a matter of fact, I have conducted a thorough investigation of the scene in these last two seconds... And I find myself not guilty!”

[eternasci]

hey baby are u edible bcuz ur lookin like a snack <3 👁👁

⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯ 🌺┊     ❝ KEEP YOUR DISTANCE. I cannot quite trust that you will not send me to the sun to recuperate should you get too close. Forgive my... less than amicable nature, but revival or not, that does hurt, you know. ❞  

[torrentide-a]

smallest of scs  ✦  @astraeusx

    "Heh. Where’d you learn a thing like that?" Amusement played behind deep blue bright and gleaming with boyish wonder; Childe was hardly phased by most shows of talent, but this... "Could you teach me?" It was something else. "I’m a quick learner, you know."

[dikiyvter]

@astraeusx said:

misread this as 'speaker', and i was like why would dottore put a speaker in gio's nose that would be the weirdest place to try and project sound from 

       That scene from Lilo and Stitch but instead of the sound coming through his mouth it comes through his nose-