#astrohumor

[horosgoal]

“Y si voy a salir de tu vida, entonces lo haré; Me conociste libre y es así como tengo que irme.”

de SAGITARIO, Escorpio, Géminis, Acuario, Capricornio.

[layingon-forestfloors]

Keenan as Neil deGrasse Tyson 

Happy Eclipse!

[mesoamewzin]

Pisces will literally flock to me during a Pisces moon asking if “i need help” and I will bury my face in my thighs and go, “no.”

[88mercurial]

this upcoming mercury retrograde already hitting me up like

[horosgoal]

Una geminiana le pregunta a un escorpiano: "Estas estudiando algo nuevo?". El escorpiano la mira fijamente y le dice "si, a vos".

- Pablo Telias.

[astroblogs]

Stephen Hawking zingt Monty Python's Galaxy Song

Zowel Stephen Hawking als Monty Python behoeven geen introductie, maar wat hebben de briljante natuurkundige en de briljante komieken met elkaar gemeen? Wel, ze hebben vorig jaar samengewerkt! Tijdens de Monty Python Live Reunion Shows in 2014 verscheen Stephen Hawking in een videofragment waarin hij mede-natuurkundige Brian Cox over rijdt en vervolgens de tekst zingt van de Galaxy Song terwijl hij de ruimte in vliegt

https://youtu.be/XfcC6FYyL4U

Whenever life gets you down, Mrs.Brown And things seem hard or tough And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft And you feel that you’ve had quite enough

Just remember that you’re standing on a planet that’s evolving And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour That’s orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it’s reckoned A sun that is the source of all our power

The sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see Are moving at a million miles a day In an outer spiral arm, at forty thousand miles an hour Of the galaxy we call the ‘milky way’

Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars It’s a hundred thousand light years side to side It bulges in the middle, sixteen thousand light years thick But out by us, it’s just three thousand light years wide

We’re thirty thousand light years from galactic central point We go ’round every two hundred million years And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions In this amazing and expanding universe

The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding In all of the directions it can whizz As fast as it can go, the speed of light, you know Twelve million miles a minute and that’s the fastest speed there is

So remember, when you’re feeling very small and insecure How amazingly unlikely is your birth And pray that there’s intelligent life somewhere up in space ‘Cause it’s bugger all down here on Earth

Astroblogs: http://www.astroblogs.nl/2015/04/20/stephen-hawking-zingt-monty-pythons-galaxy-song/

[astroblogs]

Doesn't Matter

Er schijnt nieuwe materie gevonden te zijn. Geen gewone materie, geen anti-materie, geen donkere materie, nee iets geheel anders.

Bron: Astronova.

Astroblogs: http://www.astroblogs.nl/2014/06/21/matter/