Mercury in Taurus
Imagine a cow slowly chewing grass. That’s the mental state of Mercury in Taurus — intrusive thoughts slowly gnawing on your brain like it’s a particularly fibrous patch of meadow.
It’s the kind of vibe where everything has already been said — and yet, somehow, it needs to be repeated five hundred and sixty more times just to feel like it landed. Preferably with a chorus of “oh honey, life is pain” in the comments.
On the bright side, this is the kind of Mercury that can help you memorize the entire periodic table or the dominant/recessive traits of your emotional DNA. If you’re into that.
Even if you’re not studying anything, this transit (until May 26) is like a slow-cooked stew of earthly, mundane reasons to talk. There’s even a whisper of warm-and-cozy romance here — picnic blankets and sandwiches with extra mayonnaise energy.
So — unhook the strap, let your inner cow out to pasture, and bask in the meadow of “after work chill.” Mercury has declared siesta. Thinking is great, but during this transit it may actually be hazardous to your health.
We live.