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Yo we still in the van??

Hihi Leo!!

Yes we are still in the van! We're driving through France right now, but I did get my license suspended so I'm trying to avoid the police.

We picked up some food though! Our next stop is going to be Switzerland.

Astro please let me kidnap kids 😔

I'll drop them off eventually

In a foreign country????? How will they find their way back🤨. Fine, only if we drop them off at police stations though🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵

Moots watch your backs🫵 I'm speeding in my van with blankets and warm beverages🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵

Howdy!

I have a question.

How can you see the road and push pedals at the same time? You are kinda short

Have a good Day!

Hihi!

My limbs can elongate👍👍👍 it looks a bit weird though which is why everyone else is in the back and I'm the only one up front.

Thanks for the ask!!🫶🫶🫶🫶

Am i allowed to leave the van now?

No. Be glad you have Taz to keep you company you social security thief.

Damn why do you even keep Moris in?

Good question😭. They're a beloved moot so I'm being soft with them(⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠). MORIS YOU'RE NOW ON A THREE STRIKE SYSTEM🫵

Van rules (because these need to be established)

1. No characters allowed unless I have approved of them and you agree to take full responsibility for them.

2. No extreme violence.

3. No sexual activity in my van. DEFINITELY NO PREGNANY.

4. Crimes are allowed, but I will keep log of who commits what crime.

5. Everyone chips in for maintenance.

6. If you want to fight someone then we'll pull over and you can duke it out between you.

7. I can add people to the van but no one else can (there's like, 7 of us in here already)

8. Please submit van asks to my secondary blog (it's in my description)

That's all for now. If someone does some bs there will be more /lh

Moris if that's a grenade I'm going to lose my shit. AND IF IT IS A GRENADE WHERES THE PIN?????

#astrosvan