#asumackenna

[grahammacintosh]

text 💬 grackenna

Graham: Should I slash his tires or egg his house?

[haverlyarendelle]

text 💬 mackverly

Haverly: Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast 😬

[prncsscndi]

text 💬 macandi

Candi: i'm in need of advice and you're honestly the most unbiased person i know so i figured you're the best person to ask, is that okay?

Candi: i kinda think my boyfriend's best friend doesn't like me and i'm trying really hard to get along with her but idk it's weird. so i guess my question is should i bother even trying??

[hornedkenzie]

TEXT $ MACKEN2

Kenzie: But seriously, how much trouble do you think it would cause to have a gwythaint in my dorm? It's not like they would be following da and they're not bad when they're around good people.

[darlingvirginias]

If you weren't a fan of the Matchmaker's Valentine's suggestion for you, then who would you choose for yourself instead?

I spend a good amount of time trying to understand why my peers might find someone appealing, but of all those hypotheticals, the reasons for appeal came to mind most readily when considering @mackennadunbroch. I suppose this creates a conundrum; if she thinks I’m the most appealing Valentine possibility, and I think she’s the most appealing Valentine possibility, does that mean we should make being each other’s Valentines an acuality? Or is this a scenario best left untested? I’m not sure the best way to proceed.

[leilaniwaialiki]

text 💬 mackani

Leilani: Do you know the origin of stockings holding gifts for people on Christmas morning? I'll research it myself if you don't, but you've got so many fun facts already in your repertoire, I figured it couldn't hurt to ask first!

[li-lonnie]

text 💬 lonkenna

Lonnie: Seems like Dunbroch's been doing well since you took over. I mean, I'm not super deep into the politics and all that in your kingdom, but it seems like everything's been going really good for you 😊

[jungleboyblake]

@mackennadunbroch​:

You caught me, Blake; I’ve finally seen the light and, despite the amount of work on my plate due to my new title, am now en route to wreck two marriages for the sake of having a slightly more fun step-parent than I currently do. You’d better hold your husband tight whilst you still can, for I am a woman on a mission.

Knew it! You need me to take the stress off your long, boring ruling days -- clearly I’ve done wonders for Will, you want to be my next victim. And ouch, ouch, I see you trying to break my heart by pretending I’m not a zillion times funner than Elsa, but it won’t work. My skin is thicker than an elephants, and I should know, since I hang out with them a lot.