San raises his head slowly, the accompanying smirk not matching with his beat-up visage.
"You wait until my wife gets here. You're all fucked."
˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚ ꕥIn which Choi San, your husband and left hand to the rebellion leader, is captured by Strictland soldiers. But they have no idea that you are coming to rescue them, and you're San’s better--and more ruthless--half.
Synposis: Yeosang in his baggy sweats--and nothing underneat-- is the perfect target for you
Rating: 18+, MDNI
Your hand wrapped around his erect cock. "What's this, sweetie? Are you getting turned on by being groped on a train?"
The buck of Yeosang’s hips is all the response you need. You smear the bead of precum along his slit in tiny circles and he lets out a low groan.
"Are you hard because you can't see my face?" You continue to mock-coo into the shell of his ear. "Someone's a closeted pervert."
"Puh--please," he begs, fucking your fist.
"Greedy already for an orgasm?" You cluck your tongue in disappointment. "For shame."
His head lolls back to your shoulder as you work his length. He's lust-drunk already. "Feels so good," he slurs.
"I bet," You agree. "let's free that pretty cock of yours."
Your free hand yanks down his sweats. You press your front to his back, so that his cock smears the door you've pinned him to. Yeosang hisses as the cool metal hits his sensitive flesh.
"What a dirty, perverted guy," You tease. "Does it feel good to rub your cock against the train doors?"
Your other hand now goes back to groping Yeosang’s pecs, pinching and pulling at his budding nipples.
"Once upon a time, there was a bear who left his mate in their cozy cave to forage for more berries and fish, because he was a greedy bear."
Hongjoong’s eyes met yours across the roaring fire. His many rings flashed from the firelight, but it was the trickster gleam in his eyes that drew you towards his tale.
.·:*¨༺ ༻¨*:·.In which Kim Hongjoong, a wandering demi-god, pays a visit to your loghouse while your husband is raiding. His intention is to spin a tale to raise your spirits, lure you into a sense of security, and then raise your furs to slumber beneath them with you. And if another god is born, what then?
Tagging @smallfrye because we had this idea sitting for years, but it always lives rent free
Currently, Seonghwa and Mingi were toe to toe, snarling like the animals they actually were.
“They don’t understand that this is not a fight of dominance,” Wooyoung pushed your head his way with one finger on your chin.
“What is the fight of?” You whispered.
“Lust,” Hongjoong sighed and began to kiss up your neck.
You whimpered and suddenly the whole room was quiet.
◛⑅·˚ ༘ ♡ In which eight supernatural beings: three vampires, three werewolves and two demons, and you form an arranged marriage due to the new fertility laws. Who will get you pregnant first?
Synopsis: when you meet the day shift. Failed continuation of this one shot
Rating: 18+, MDNI
You descended down the sprawling staircase, hands sliding along the polished railing. This house… the manor felt alive and it made you shiver. Your shadow was back to your normal form and you weren’t sure if that was a good thing or not. You kinda liked having it stick up for you, even though the groping of a grumpy individual could have been skipped.
“Hello!”
You jumped into the air and shrieked when a sunshine voice lifted you from your inner thoughts.
A giggle followed a foot and then an entire man stepped out of the wall through a shadow. “You’re awake early. I thought for sure you’d sleep longer.”
“I… can’t sleep without blackout curtains. No matter how many night shifts I work, my body always wants to rise with the sun,” You admitted to the total stranger.
You looked around but didn’t see a sneering, beautiful face nearby.
“If you’re looking for Seonghwa, he’s asleep. He runs the night shift but I take care of things during the day.” The bespeckled blonde offered you his hand sharply. “Names Hongjoong. I’ll be your shadow guide today. I hear you had a doozy of a night.”
You ate sugary cereal at an expensive looking island while Hongjoong fed you a lot more information than you got out of interrogating Seonghwa.
“It’s a mouthful, but Manipulatrice is a rare condition. It was considered a hereditary trait until it was realized that it was trauma that triggered it. That and blood.”
You choked on the dry cereal you had been munching on. “A cursed family line, huh?” Fully understanding Hongjoong’s explanation.
Hongjoong nodded, happy smile that you kept up. “We’ll have to look up where we thought the bloodline ended and pick up your family’s loose ends, but that’s easy. Yeosang will help us.” Hongjoong winced visibly. “Now that Seonghwa’s gone, at least.”
You hoped that man’s pillow was hot and he had a fitful sleep.
Synopsis: you're an F1 driver for team Sauber. After losing to your competition, the Redbull team thinks they've figured out how to get you a win
Rating: 18+, MDNI
“Am I a joke to you?” You demand, turning around and poking Mingi's race suit. Why the hell did he still have all his gear on still? He hadn't even turned down his suit to his waist, like literally everyone did when they were done racing.
Mingi jerks back like you physically hit him. “No--I--didn’t you hear me tell you that you’re an amazing driver?”
“You’re patronizing me,” You insist. You continue to poke Mingi’s chest. “Do you think I fucked my way up the Formula Two Championships? That Sauber is just getting good publicity because they’ve got the only female racer? I’m not Team McLaren; I’m not wearing orange, Mingi.”
“I--I know that!” Mingi argues.
“Hey, what the fuck are you two shouting about out here?” Wooyoung yells from the Red Bull Tent.
“Reel your teammate in!” You demand.
Wooyoung raises an inquiring eyebrow at you both. “Did you go to the rookie’s tent to rub it in her face that she didn’t get podium?”
“No!” Mingi rubs his face. “Why are you two assuming the worst of me?”
“Cuz winners are assholes,” You and Wooyoung reply at the same time.
Mingi scratches the back of his head, running it through his hair in frustration. “I had--I still have good intentions.”
Wooyoung stares at Mingi for a long minute before he begins to berate his teammate. “Mingi, you didn’t?!”
Mingi scuffs his shoes, staring down at them. “It would help.”
Wooyoung fast-walks out, grabs your upper arm and Mingi’s, and hauls you both into the Red Bull tent. He’s muttering under his breath to himself. He points at empty chairs and you and Mingi take a seat.
“Listen, Mingi’s not wrong,” Wooyoung starts out, talking adamantly with his hands. “But Mangi, my man, she’s the only woman racing!”
“That’s exactly what I said--wait, you agree with him?”
Wooyoung’s eyes suddenly find the ceiling interesting. “Well, yeah.”