⊕ for shiggles (even though Phoebe is glaring so hard)
Pros~
We both hate Jimmy so at least we have something in common
And for once I won’t have Jimmy hunting me down for sleeping with one of his toys or pets or something
Plus you must have a ton of cool things for being a cop (agent, whatever it’s all the same) that we could use
Because look at me, doll. Why wouldn’t you?
Cons~
Pretty sure you’re not interested
And I’d get arrested for trying
Or you’d shoot me
Still probably going to try though











