#athena is yapping

[fiveopossumsinacoat]

i think we should normalize being deeply enthusiastic about incredibly specific things.

tell me why this bird is your favorite.

tell me why this spoon is objectively the best spoon.

i'm listening.

[fiveopossumsinacoat]

i think every friend group has one person who's keeping the entire thing together entirely by remembering everyone's favorite snacks.

im talking about you Artie @driedpens

[fiveopossumsinacoat]

everyone keeps asking where missing socks go.

wrong question.

the real question is where the extra tupperware lids come from.

there's a warehouse somewhere. they're manufacturing lids and stealing socks to fund the operation.

follow the plastic.

@driedpens