Dear Christian Heathens,
I have fun info for those that do not understand!
1. Witchcraft was taught by Angels! These angels are a group that came down from heaven because they fell in love with human women! They were called the Watchers. (Whether or not they became demons or are just another version of Angel is debatable). So Witches and the like! Whenever you perform witchcraft and you get pestered, Just saying you're doing "God's work." You aren't technically lying!
2. Jesus is either 100% LGBTQ+ or just straight up doesn't believe in one of the rules behind current beliefs!
a) Jesus could be straight up Gay! He had an apostle in the bible that he straight up called his "beloved" and "the one he loved." No other apostle and this apostle would lay his head on Jesus's lap. If you believe the Mary Magdalene thing, then he is bi and Polyamorous.
b)You believe Jesus wasn't with anyone? Guess what! Still LGBTQ+ as Asexuals are apart of the community. :)
c) You believe he was only with Mary Magdalene? Then he straight up doesn't believe in no sex before Marrige! We all know what Mary Magdalene did for work. So stop judging your partners so harshly! Unless you think you're above Jesus?
So Conservative Christians Next time you ask yourself WWJD Look toward the LGBTQ+ community. Cause I think you're the only demons here.
From with Love,
You fellow Atheist Ally.
Take it easy everyone and don't sweat the little shit and be civil.