Hey-

Hey. I'm a person that doodles and rps. I get bored easy. feel free to shoot a DM for whatever reason. I don't bite.

[albatross-tech]

Requests, open once again.

If you want me to do a request for you. Just DM me a description or picture. You can comment it too.

I'll probably work on them during the weekend. It's something to keep my hands busy.

[albatross-tech]

Dear Christian Heathens,

I have fun info for those that do not understand!

1. Witchcraft was taught by Angels! These angels are a group that came down from heaven because they fell in love with human women! They were called the Watchers. (Whether or not they became demons or are just another version of Angel is debatable). So Witches and the like! Whenever you perform witchcraft and you get pestered, Just saying you're doing "God's work." You aren't technically lying!

2. Jesus is either 100% LGBTQ+ or just straight up doesn't believe in one of the rules behind current beliefs!

a) Jesus could be straight up Gay! He had an apostle in the bible that he straight up called his "beloved" and "the one he loved." No other apostle and this apostle would lay his head on Jesus's lap. If you believe the Mary Magdalene thing, then he is bi and Polyamorous.

b)You believe Jesus wasn't with anyone? Guess what! Still LGBTQ+ as Asexuals are apart of the community. :)

c) You believe he was only with Mary Magdalene? Then he straight up doesn't believe in no sex before Marrige! We all know what Mary Magdalene did for work. So stop judging your partners so harshly! Unless you think you're above Jesus?

So Conservative Christians Next time you ask yourself WWJD Look toward the LGBTQ+ community. Cause I think you're the only demons here.

From with Love,

You fellow Atheist Ally.

Take it easy everyone and don't sweat the little shit and be civil.

[woeworld]

I love it when atheists just say the most wrong thing you've ever heard. like

[albatross-tech]

I love conservatives that get pissed at an obvious shitpost.

I should also probably mention. I literally learned this from a christian and the apostle thing is actually in ancient scripture. Same with the Angel thing. So it isn't like I am pulling this out of my ass to be insensitive.

I leaned it from other Christians. :) Ones that actually read and study the word of Christ and ancient scripture.

Here are some Wholsome pictures of Jesus and his beloved apostle:

Don't let anyone steer your away from your beliefs. :) We live in a toxic society. Believe what you are compelled to believe.

[woeworld]

"Enlightened" atheists will see two friends practicing physical affection and think "they must be homoerotic". Sorry Jesus wasn't the minimum 5 feet apart to ensure non-gayness, He lived in first century Palestine.

[albatross-tech]

That part was actually just a joke.

He probably wasn't really interested in anyone because theoretically he is god. Part of the trinity, You know the deal. He is the Sacrafice for man, absolver of sin.

Now I can tell you are really miffed about the Homosexual joke. (Probably the witch thing too but that is in ancient scripture but like most christianity is theory. It's a very moldable religion which is why there are many variations.)

I'm pretty sure that Jesus wouldn't be bashing homosexuals like you do. He was a rebel for his time. Hanging out with sinners and prostitutes, never actually judging their way of life. Jesus never threw the first stone but you are content to. One of his literal teachings were "Love they neighbor." If his disciples were any sexuality, race or gender, I doubt he would be hostile to them and accept them as people because he practiced what he preached. Unlike a lot of conservative Christians today.

Just because I am an atheist doesn't mean I am not interested in Christian Lore (which is very interesting if you actually paid attention to it and read it). Just because I don't actually believe Jesus was the son of god does not mean that I don't think he was wise and knowledgeable for the era.

People make silly posts like this not to bash the religion but to bash those that don't actually follow his word. OR, just find it funny how people cherry pick, then get mad at others that cherry pick. That or just to simply make other people in a community feel more comfortable. There are LGBTQ+ people that are Christians and believe in christ but are afraid to come out because of people like this.

Which are actively pushing people away from their God and religion. But completely ignore the fact that, Jesus died for their Sins. They aren't going to be barred from heaven for being gay. They were forgiven and saved. So they shouldn't be shunned by people thumping an old dusty book, being complete hypocrites to what they preach.

I feel bad for fellow LGBTQ+ that happen to also be Christians because they find themselves in a hate filled place made by man. Not god. I don't need faith (I prefer science) but some people do. People like this that take stupid shit on the internet seriously are a cancer to what they preach and the community.

And if you say "ItS a ChOiCe!" So was Mary Magdalene's choice to be a prostitute but she was forgiven. Not that being gay is a choice but I see that thrown around. That argument just doesn't hold water. Maybe you can learn to forgive too. Because that is another thing I agree with. The world would be a bit better with more forgiving.

Thank you for my ted talk. This is the last you will hear from me.

[woeworld]

Hey, guess what? I'm a gay Christian! I believe heaven is attainable by people with homosexual attraction! I believe Christ loved and still loves people who are homosexual! You seem to believe I'm an elderly white pastor full of vitriol who simultaneously has never read the bible in their life, or at least that is the way that you treat me.

And while shouting "its just a joke" you've made responses that are 5x longer than my own (which were, if you could tell, Jokes). Now I suppose I am obligated to make an actual response, though of course you have already checked out of this conversation. Still, it is for the benefit of those who read.

Now your first "joke", the grigori/"sons of God" are almost universally considered demonic or fallen by all Christian denominations. To claim them to be a "moral" source of witchcraft is foolish. And throughout the entire bible, witchcraft was condemned.

For your second "joke", you are right, Christ was likely asexual or celibate (there is a difference). The theory that John was in a sexual or homoromantic relationship with Jesus is not widely accepted At All and has no real biblical basis ("the disciple whom He loved" refers to friendship clearly and was likely used out of modesty or humility by the author of John's gospel). Neither does the theory that Mary Magdalene had a sexual relationship with Jesus, an idea only promulgated by very late apocryphal texts and Mormons.

Regarding Mary Magdalene further, the idea that she was a prostitute comes from the famous "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone" episode, where she is identified with the prostitute being stoned. Even more famously, that story ends with Christ's admonition to "Go and Sin No More" (which I believe you would regard as a "judgement"). Every tradition regards her as a *repentant* prostitute who was saved by Christ from sex work. It is true that we ought to love the sex worker, but often that is *through* trying to dissuade them from sex work and supporting them, and that is apparently what the Bible supports.

Christ was not hostile, but He did sway people from their sin. He did this *through* showing love to them, but also through teaching them, as Zaccheaus, through Christ's coming to his house, gave up being a taxcollector and returned all the money he had cheated.

I have found great love and support as a gay Christian, not to mention Joy. I have decided, of my own free will, that Christ's teaching opposes lust and sexual impurity, as did the disciples. I have received support in curing my addiction to pornography that I would never have received elsewhere. And just as Mary Magdalene was repentant of sexual sin, I too shall be repentant and forgiven by Christ.

But please be honest with yourself. You were not joking. You always intended to be taken seriously, to be praised for your clever preaching against foolish Christians who don't know their own Bible. Don't be so patronizing, or so fallacious, as to say that anyone who objects to you is both ignorant of the whole bible and "takes stupid shit on the internet seriously". Its fucking rude.

[albatross-tech]

Ah, I see. I am sorry then. You see I did grow in an area that was very hostile in terms of community and even in my own family. The only person I talk to in my family is my mother because of it as the rest were very.... well you should know how it goes when you come out. Then I ended up moving into am equally conservative area where If people did find out what you were they didn't take too kindly to that. I did find some Christian friends that were accepting of what I was despite it all.

It honestly did start off has a joke but when you first reblogged it. It did strike a bit of a nerve. It was supposed to be lighthearted, not meant to be taken seriously at first...but you also attacked by belief which I have also been jabbed at for and even talked down to just for my beliefs. I wasn't trying to start controversy with those people but for some reason people take me not being a christian as a personal attack. When all I am doing is just stating what I am, it doesn't mean I am not interested or think anyone lesser.

I had a friend that got me interested in just learning the Lore a while ago because some of the scriptures are interesting. Even if most churches denounce them...but some people believe in things like Dante's inferno which is obviously not part of the church.

And you have to admit it's kinda hard to pinpoint Christianity with all the different branches. Baptist, Catholic, Lutheran, etc. If you aren't too mad at me and want to DM me and tell me what branch of christianity you are in and what you consider is real.

If not, I totally understand. I let my history strike a cord and lashed out with my own personal beliefs.

I should also add. If you want, I am more then willing to delete the post. Although I rather keep it.

I don't think you realize, I don't have tumblr here for internet brownie posts. It's more of a shit post and a way to keep in touch with some people. So I really don't care either way but it has some information that on here now that I wanna keep...but if it make you too uncomfortable I can delete it.

[woeworld]

In truth, I suppose, we've attack each other's beliefs. I should have probably responded to your first post with more care and consideration. I have not often found that attempting to go back and forth with jokes on topics like these leads to a very kind or temperate conversation. Indeed, I got rather worked up there, and was pretty arrogant in deciding that you had never meant things harmlessly. Thank you for de-escalating. It's fine for you to keep it up, even if it only humbles me.

[albatross-tech]

Sorry, I took a break from tumblr too cool down too but I was still in the wrong too.

I probably should have considered that just because a couple of my own Christian friends were okay and even joked with me about it that not everyone is going to be okay with it.

I shouldn't have expected that It wouldn't have been seen in the same light. I shouldn't have escalated it because religious climate is kinda messy at times is discussion or even memes. On the internet I just get tired of seeing clashing between Atheists and Christians. I know Atheists can be nasty and bash on Christians all the time. And Christians can do the same back. There really isn't any point to it. We all have out own choices in life and I don't think we will ever find out until the very end. So why fight.

For you this is a way of life for you but for me it's like enjoying a classic historical book and all the fanfiction that comes from it and how it shapes society. It was insensitive to make light of it based on the reaction and beliefs of a few. Religion evolves with the passage of time and everyone has a right to take what they may from it.

I hope you have a good week after all of this. Take care of yourself.

[albatross-tech]

Dear Christian Heathens,

I have fun info for those that do not understand!

1. Witchcraft was taught by Angels! These angels are a group that came down from heaven because they fell in love with human women! They were called the Watchers. (Whether or not they became demons or are just another version of Angel is debatable). So Witches and the like! Whenever you perform witchcraft and you get pestered, Just saying you're doing "God's work." You aren't technically lying!

2. Jesus is either 100% LGBTQ+ or just straight up doesn't believe in one of the rules behind current beliefs!

a) Jesus could be straight up Gay! He had an apostle in the bible that he straight up called his "beloved" and "the one he loved." No other apostle and this apostle would lay his head on Jesus's lap. If you believe the Mary Magdalene thing, then he is bi and Polyamorous.

b)You believe Jesus wasn't with anyone? Guess what! Still LGBTQ+ as Asexuals are apart of the community. :)

c) You believe he was only with Mary Magdalene? Then he straight up doesn't believe in no sex before Marrige! We all know what Mary Magdalene did for work. So stop judging your partners so harshly! Unless you think you're above Jesus?

So Conservative Christians Next time you ask yourself WWJD Look toward the LGBTQ+ community. Cause I think you're the only demons here.

From with Love,

You fellow Atheist Ally.

Take it easy everyone and don't sweat the little shit and be civil.

[woeworld]

I love it when atheists just say the most wrong thing you've ever heard. like

[albatross-tech]

I love conservatives that get pissed at an obvious shitpost.

I should also probably mention. I literally learned this from a christian and the apostle thing is actually in ancient scripture. Same with the Angel thing. So it isn't like I am pulling this out of my ass to be insensitive.

I leaned it from other Christians. :) Ones that actually read and study the word of Christ and ancient scripture.

Here are some Wholsome pictures of Jesus and his beloved apostle:

Don't let anyone steer your away from your beliefs. :) We live in a toxic society. Believe what you are compelled to believe.

[woeworld]

"Enlightened" atheists will see two friends practicing physical affection and think "they must be homoerotic". Sorry Jesus wasn't the minimum 5 feet apart to ensure non-gayness, He lived in first century Palestine.

[albatross-tech]

That part was actually just a joke.

He probably wasn't really interested in anyone because theoretically he is god. Part of the trinity, You know the deal. He is the Sacrafice for man, absolver of sin.

Now I can tell you are really miffed about the Homosexual joke. (Probably the witch thing too but that is in ancient scripture but like most christianity is theory. It's a very moldable religion which is why there are many variations.)

I'm pretty sure that Jesus wouldn't be bashing homosexuals like you do. He was a rebel for his time. Hanging out with sinners and prostitutes, never actually judging their way of life. Jesus never threw the first stone but you are content to. One of his literal teachings were "Love they neighbor." If his disciples were any sexuality, race or gender, I doubt he would be hostile to them and accept them as people because he practiced what he preached. Unlike a lot of conservative Christians today.

Just because I am an atheist doesn't mean I am not interested in Christian Lore (which is very interesting if you actually paid attention to it and read it). Just because I don't actually believe Jesus was the son of god does not mean that I don't think he was wise and knowledgeable for the era.

People make silly posts like this not to bash the religion but to bash those that don't actually follow his word. OR, just find it funny how people cherry pick, then get mad at others that cherry pick. That or just to simply make other people in a community feel more comfortable. There are LGBTQ+ people that are Christians and believe in christ but are afraid to come out because of people like this.

Which are actively pushing people away from their God and religion. But completely ignore the fact that, Jesus died for their Sins. They aren't going to be barred from heaven for being gay. They were forgiven and saved. So they shouldn't be shunned by people thumping an old dusty book, being complete hypocrites to what they preach.

I feel bad for fellow LGBTQ+ that happen to also be Christians because they find themselves in a hate filled place made by man. Not god. I don't need faith (I prefer science) but some people do. People like this that take stupid shit on the internet seriously are a cancer to what they preach and the community.

And if you say "ItS a ChOiCe!" So was Mary Magdalene's choice to be a prostitute but she was forgiven. Not that being gay is a choice but I see that thrown around. That argument just doesn't hold water. Maybe you can learn to forgive too. Because that is another thing I agree with. The world would be a bit better with more forgiving.

Thank you for my ted talk. This is the last you will hear from me.

[woeworld]

Hey, guess what? I'm a gay Christian! I believe heaven is attainable by people with homosexual attraction! I believe Christ loved and still loves people who are homosexual! You seem to believe I'm an elderly white pastor full of vitriol who simultaneously has never read the bible in their life, or at least that is the way that you treat me.

And while shouting "its just a joke" you've made responses that are 5x longer than my own (which were, if you could tell, Jokes). Now I suppose I am obligated to make an actual response, though of course you have already checked out of this conversation. Still, it is for the benefit of those who read.

Now your first "joke", the grigori/"sons of God" are almost universally considered demonic or fallen by all Christian denominations. To claim them to be a "moral" source of witchcraft is foolish. And throughout the entire bible, witchcraft was condemned.

For your second "joke", you are right, Christ was likely asexual or celibate (there is a difference). The theory that John was in a sexual or homoromantic relationship with Jesus is not widely accepted At All and has no real biblical basis ("the disciple whom He loved" refers to friendship clearly and was likely used out of modesty or humility by the author of John's gospel). Neither does the theory that Mary Magdalene had a sexual relationship with Jesus, an idea only promulgated by very late apocryphal texts and Mormons.

Regarding Mary Magdalene further, the idea that she was a prostitute comes from the famous "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone" episode, where she is identified with the prostitute being stoned. Even more famously, that story ends with Christ's admonition to "Go and Sin No More" (which I believe you would regard as a "judgement"). Every tradition regards her as a *repentant* prostitute who was saved by Christ from sex work. It is true that we ought to love the sex worker, but often that is *through* trying to dissuade them from sex work and supporting them, and that is apparently what the Bible supports.

Christ was not hostile, but He did sway people from their sin. He did this *through* showing love to them, but also through teaching them, as Zaccheaus, through Christ's coming to his house, gave up being a taxcollector and returned all the money he had cheated.

I have found great love and support as a gay Christian, not to mention Joy. I have decided, of my own free will, that Christ's teaching opposes lust and sexual impurity, as did the disciples. I have received support in curing my addiction to pornography that I would never have received elsewhere. And just as Mary Magdalene was repentant of sexual sin, I too shall be repentant and forgiven by Christ.

But please be honest with yourself. You were not joking. You always intended to be taken seriously, to be praised for your clever preaching against foolish Christians who don't know their own Bible. Don't be so patronizing, or so fallacious, as to say that anyone who objects to you is both ignorant of the whole bible and "takes stupid shit on the internet seriously". Its fucking rude.

[albatross-tech]

Ah, I see. I am sorry then. You see I did grow in an area that was very hostile in terms of community and even in my own family. The only person I talk to in my family is my mother because of it as the rest were very.... well you should know how it goes when you come out. Then I ended up moving into am equally conservative area where If people did find out what you were they didn't take too kindly to that. I did find some Christian friends that were accepting of what I was despite it all.

It honestly did start off has a joke but when you first reblogged it. It did strike a bit of a nerve. It was supposed to be lighthearted, not meant to be taken seriously at first...but you also attacked by belief which I have also been jabbed at for and even talked down to just for my beliefs. I wasn't trying to start controversy with those people but for some reason people take me not being a christian as a personal attack. When all I am doing is just stating what I am, it doesn't mean I am not interested or think anyone lesser.

I had a friend that got me interested in just learning the Lore a while ago because some of the scriptures are interesting. Even if most churches denounce them...but some people believe in things like Dante's inferno which is obviously not part of the church.

And you have to admit it's kinda hard to pinpoint Christianity with all the different branches. Baptist, Catholic, Lutheran, etc. If you aren't too mad at me and want to DM me and tell me what branch of christianity you are in and what you consider is real.

If not, I totally understand. I let my history strike a cord and lashed out with my own personal beliefs.

I should also add. If you want, I am more then willing to delete the post. Although I rather keep it.

I don't think you realize, I don't have tumblr here for internet brownie posts. It's more of a shit post and a way to keep in touch with some people. So I really don't care either way but it has some information that on here now that I wanna keep...but if it make you too uncomfortable I can delete it.

[albatross-tech]

Dear Christian Heathens,

I have fun info for those that do not understand!

1. Witchcraft was taught by Angels! These angels are a group that came down from heaven because they fell in love with human women! They were called the Watchers. (Whether or not they became demons or are just another version of Angel is debatable). So Witches and the like! Whenever you perform witchcraft and you get pestered, Just saying you're doing "God's work." You aren't technically lying!

2. Jesus is either 100% LGBTQ+ or just straight up doesn't believe in one of the rules behind current beliefs!

a) Jesus could be straight up Gay! He had an apostle in the bible that he straight up called his "beloved" and "the one he loved." No other apostle and this apostle would lay his head on Jesus's lap. If you believe the Mary Magdalene thing, then he is bi and Polyamorous.

b)You believe Jesus wasn't with anyone? Guess what! Still LGBTQ+ as Asexuals are apart of the community. :)

c) You believe he was only with Mary Magdalene? Then he straight up doesn't believe in no sex before Marrige! We all know what Mary Magdalene did for work. So stop judging your partners so harshly! Unless you think you're above Jesus?

So Conservative Christians Next time you ask yourself WWJD Look toward the LGBTQ+ community. Cause I think you're the only demons here.

From with Love,

You fellow Atheist Ally.

Take it easy everyone and don't sweat the little shit and be civil.

[woeworld]

I love it when atheists just say the most wrong thing you've ever heard. like

[albatross-tech]

I love conservatives that get pissed at an obvious shitpost.

I should also probably mention. I literally learned this from a christian and the apostle thing is actually in ancient scripture. Same with the Angel thing. So it isn't like I am pulling this out of my ass to be insensitive.

I leaned it from other Christians. :) Ones that actually read and study the word of Christ and ancient scripture.

Here are some Wholsome pictures of Jesus and his beloved apostle:

Don't let anyone steer your away from your beliefs. :) We live in a toxic society. Believe what you are compelled to believe.

[woeworld]

"Enlightened" atheists will see two friends practicing physical affection and think "they must be homoerotic". Sorry Jesus wasn't the minimum 5 feet apart to ensure non-gayness, He lived in first century Palestine.

[albatross-tech]

That part was actually just a joke.

He probably wasn't really interested in anyone because theoretically he is god. Part of the trinity, You know the deal. He is the Sacrafice for man, absolver of sin.

Now I can tell you are really miffed about the Homosexual joke. (Probably the witch thing too but that is in ancient scripture but like most christianity is theory. It's a very moldable religion which is why there are many variations.)

I'm pretty sure that Jesus wouldn't be bashing homosexuals like you do. He was a rebel for his time. Hanging out with sinners and prostitutes, never actually judging their way of life. Jesus never threw the first stone but you are content to. One of his literal teachings were "Love they neighbor." If his disciples were any sexuality, race or gender, I doubt he would be hostile to them and accept them as people because he practiced what he preached. Unlike a lot of conservative Christians today.

Just because I am an atheist doesn't mean I am not interested in Christian Lore (which is very interesting if you actually paid attention to it and read it). Just because I don't actually believe Jesus was the son of god does not mean that I don't think he was wise and knowledgeable for the era.

People make silly posts like this not to bash the religion but to bash those that don't actually follow his word. OR, just find it funny how people cherry pick, then get mad at others that cherry pick. That or just to simply make other people in a community feel more comfortable. There are LGBTQ+ people that are Christians and believe in christ but are afraid to come out because of people like this.

Which are actively pushing people away from their God and religion. But completely ignore the fact that, Jesus died for their Sins. They aren't going to be barred from heaven for being gay. They were forgiven and saved. So they shouldn't be shunned by people thumping an old dusty book, being complete hypocrites to what they preach.

I feel bad for fellow LGBTQ+ that happen to also be Christians because they find themselves in a hate filled place made by man. Not god. I don't need faith (I prefer science) but some people do. People like this that take stupid shit on the internet seriously are a cancer to what they preach and the community.

And if you say "ItS a ChOiCe!" So was Mary Magdalene's choice to be a prostitute but she was forgiven. Not that being gay is a choice but I see that thrown around. That argument just doesn't hold water. Maybe you can learn to forgive too. Because that is another thing I agree with. The world would be a bit better with more forgiving.

Thank you for my ted talk. This is the last you will hear from me.

[woeworld]

Hey, guess what? I'm a gay Christian! I believe heaven is attainable by people with homosexual attraction! I believe Christ loved and still loves people who are homosexual! You seem to believe I'm an elderly white pastor full of vitriol who simultaneously has never read the bible in their life, or at least that is the way that you treat me.

And while shouting "its just a joke" you've made responses that are 5x longer than my own (which were, if you could tell, Jokes). Now I suppose I am obligated to make an actual response, though of course you have already checked out of this conversation. Still, it is for the benefit of those who read.

Now your first "joke", the grigori/"sons of God" are almost universally considered demonic or fallen by all Christian denominations. To claim them to be a "moral" source of witchcraft is foolish. And throughout the entire bible, witchcraft was condemned.

For your second "joke", you are right, Christ was likely asexual or celibate (there is a difference). The theory that John was in a sexual or homoromantic relationship with Jesus is not widely accepted At All and has no real biblical basis ("the disciple whom He loved" refers to friendship clearly and was likely used out of modesty or humility by the author of John's gospel). Neither does the theory that Mary Magdalene had a sexual relationship with Jesus, an idea only promulgated by very late apocryphal texts and Mormons.

Regarding Mary Magdalene further, the idea that she was a prostitute comes from the famous "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone" episode, where she is identified with the prostitute being stoned. Even more famously, that story ends with Christ's admonition to "Go and Sin No More" (which I believe you would regard as a "judgement"). Every tradition regards her as a *repentant* prostitute who was saved by Christ from sex work. It is true that we ought to love the sex worker, but often that is *through* trying to dissuade them from sex work and supporting them, and that is apparently what the Bible supports.

Christ was not hostile, but He did sway people from their sin. He did this *through* showing love to them, but also through teaching them, as Zaccheaus, through Christ's coming to his house, gave up being a taxcollector and returned all the money he had cheated.

I have found great love and support as a gay Christian, not to mention Joy. I have decided, of my own free will, that Christ's teaching opposes lust and sexual impurity, as did the disciples. I have received support in curing my addiction to pornography that I would never have received elsewhere. And just as Mary Magdalene was repentant of sexual sin, I too shall be repentant and forgiven by Christ.

But please be honest with yourself. You were not joking. You always intended to be taken seriously, to be praised for your clever preaching against foolish Christians who don't know their own Bible. Don't be so patronizing, or so fallacious, as to say that anyone who objects to you is both ignorant of the whole bible and "takes stupid shit on the internet seriously". Its fucking rude.

[albatross-tech]

Ah, I see. I am sorry then. You see I did grow in an area that was very hostile in terms of community and even in my own family. The only person I talk to in my family is my mother because of it as the rest were very.... well you should know how it goes when you come out. Then I ended up moving into am equally conservative area where If people did find out what you were they didn't take too kindly to that. I did find some Christian friends that were accepting of what I was despite it all.

It honestly did start off has a joke but when you first reblogged it. It did strike a bit of a nerve. It was supposed to be lighthearted, not meant to be taken seriously at first...but you also attacked by belief which I have also been jabbed at for and even talked down to just for my beliefs. I wasn't trying to start controversy with those people but for some reason people take me not being a christian as a personal attack. When all I am doing is just stating what I am, it doesn't mean I am not interested or think anyone lesser.

I had a friend that got me interested in just learning the Lore a while ago because some of the scriptures are interesting. Even if most churches denounce them...but some people believe in things like Dante's inferno which is obviously not part of the church.

And you have to admit it's kinda hard to pinpoint Christianity with all the different branches. Baptist, Catholic, Lutheran, etc. If you aren't too mad at me and want to DM me and tell me what branch of christianity you are in and what you consider is real.

If not, I totally understand. I let my history strike a cord and lashed out with my own personal beliefs.

[albatross-tech]

Dear Christian Heathens,

I have fun info for those that do not understand!

1. Witchcraft was taught by Angels! These angels are a group that came down from heaven because they fell in love with human women! They were called the Watchers. (Whether or not they became demons or are just another version of Angel is debatable). So Witches and the like! Whenever you perform witchcraft and you get pestered, Just saying you're doing "God's work." You aren't technically lying!

2. Jesus is either 100% LGBTQ+ or just straight up doesn't believe in one of the rules behind current beliefs!

a) Jesus could be straight up Gay! He had an apostle in the bible that he straight up called his "beloved" and "the one he loved." No other apostle and this apostle would lay his head on Jesus's lap. If you believe the Mary Magdalene thing, then he is bi and Polyamorous.

b)You believe Jesus wasn't with anyone? Guess what! Still LGBTQ+ as Asexuals are apart of the community. :)

c) You believe he was only with Mary Magdalene? Then he straight up doesn't believe in no sex before Marrige! We all know what Mary Magdalene did for work. So stop judging your partners so harshly! Unless you think you're above Jesus?

So Conservative Christians Next time you ask yourself WWJD Look toward the LGBTQ+ community. Cause I think you're the only demons here.

From with Love,

You fellow Atheist Ally.

Take it easy everyone and don't sweat the little shit and be civil.

[woeworld]

I love it when atheists just say the most wrong thing you've ever heard. like

[albatross-tech]

I love conservatives that get pissed at an obvious shitpost.

I should also probably mention. I literally learned this from a christian and the apostle thing is actually in ancient scripture. Same with the Angel thing. So it isn't like I am pulling this out of my ass to be insensitive.

I leaned it from other Christians. :) Ones that actually read and study the word of Christ and ancient scripture.

Here are some Wholsome pictures of Jesus and his beloved apostle:

Don't let anyone steer your away from your beliefs. :) We live in a toxic society. Believe what you are compelled to believe.

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"Enlightened" atheists will see two friends practicing physical affection and think "they must be homoerotic". Sorry Jesus wasn't the minimum 5 feet apart to ensure non-gayness, He lived in first century Palestine.

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That part was actually just a joke.

He probably wasn't really interested in anyone because theoretically he is god. Part of the trinity, You know the deal. He is the Sacrafice for man, absolver of sin.

Now I can tell you are really miffed about the Homosexual joke. (Probably the witch thing too but that is in ancient scripture but like most christianity is theory. It's a very moldable religion which is why there are many variations.)

I'm pretty sure that Jesus wouldn't be bashing homosexuals like you do. He was a rebel for his time. Hanging out with sinners and prostitutes, never actually judging their way of life. Jesus never threw the first stone but you are content to. One of his literal teachings were "Love they neighbor." If his disciples were any sexuality, race or gender, I doubt he would be hostile to them and accept them as people because he practiced what he preached. Unlike a lot of conservative Christians today.

Just because I am an atheist doesn't mean I am not interested in Christian Lore (which is very interesting if you actually paid attention to it and read it). Just because I don't actually believe Jesus was the son of god does not mean that I don't think he was wise and knowledgeable for the era.

People make silly posts like this not to bash the religion but to bash those that don't actually follow his word. OR, just find it funny how people cherry pick, then get mad at others that cherry pick. That or just to simply make other people in a community feel more comfortable. There are LGBTQ+ people that are Christians and believe in christ but are afraid to come out because of people like this.

Which are actively pushing people away from their God and religion. But completely ignore the fact that, Jesus died for their Sins. They aren't going to be barred from heaven for being gay. They were forgiven and saved. So they shouldn't be shunned by people thumping an old dusty book, being complete hypocrites to what they preach.

I feel bad for fellow LGBTQ+ that happen to also be Christians because they find themselves in a hate filled place made by man. Not god. I don't need faith (I prefer science) but some people do. People like this that take stupid shit on the internet seriously are a cancer to what they preach and the community.

And if you say "ItS a ChOiCe!" So was Mary Magdalene's choice to be a prostitute but she was forgiven. Not that being gay is a choice but I see that thrown around. That argument just doesn't hold water. Maybe you can learn to forgive too. Because that is another thing I agree with. The world would be a bit better with more forgiving.

Thank you for my ted talk. This is the last you will hear from me.

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Dear Christian Heathens,

I have fun info for those that do not understand!

1. Witchcraft was taught by Angels! These angels are a group that came down from heaven because they fell in love with human women! They were called the Watchers. (Whether or not they became demons or are just another version of Angel is debatable). So Witches and the like! Whenever you perform witchcraft and you get pestered, Just saying you're doing "God's work." You aren't technically lying!

2. Jesus is either 100% LGBTQ+ or just straight up doesn't believe in one of the rules behind current beliefs!

a) Jesus could be straight up Gay! He had an apostle in the bible that he straight up called his "beloved" and "the one he loved." No other apostle and this apostle would lay his head on Jesus's lap. If you believe the Mary Magdalene thing, then he is bi and Polyamorous.

b)You believe Jesus wasn't with anyone? Guess what! Still LGBTQ+ as Asexuals are apart of the community. :)

c) You believe he was only with Mary Magdalene? Then he straight up doesn't believe in no sex before Marrige! We all know what Mary Magdalene did for work. So stop judging your partners so harshly! Unless you think you're above Jesus?

So Conservative Christians Next time you ask yourself WWJD Look toward the LGBTQ+ community. Cause I think you're the only demons here.

From with Love,

You fellow Atheist Ally.

Take it easy everyone and don't sweat the little shit and be civil.

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I love it when atheists just say the most wrong thing you've ever heard. like

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I love conservatives that get pissed at an obvious shitpost.

I should also probably mention. I literally learned this from a christian and the apostle thing is actually in ancient scripture. Same with the Angel thing. So it isn't like I am pulling this out of my ass to be insensitive.

I leaned it from other Christians. :) Ones that actually read and study the word of Christ and ancient scripture.

Here are some Wholsome pictures of Jesus and his beloved apostle:

Don't let anyone steer your away from your beliefs. :) We live in a toxic society. Believe what you are compelled to believe.

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Dear Christian Heathens,

I have fun info for those that do not understand!

1. Witchcraft was taught by Angels! These angels are a group that came down from heaven because they fell in love with human women! They were called the Watchers. (Whether or not they became demons or are just another version of Angel is debatable). So Witches and the like! Whenever you perform witchcraft and you get pestered, Just saying you're doing "God's work." You aren't technically lying!

2. Jesus is either 100% LGBTQ+ or just straight up doesn't believe in one of the rules behind current beliefs!

a) Jesus could be straight up Gay! He had an apostle in the bible that he straight up called his "beloved" and "the one he loved." No other apostle and this apostle would lay his head on Jesus's lap. If you believe the Mary Magdalene thing, then he is bi and Polyamorous.

b)You believe Jesus wasn't with anyone? Guess what! Still LGBTQ+ as Asexuals are apart of the community. :)

c) You believe he was only with Mary Magdalene? Then he straight up doesn't believe in no sex before Marrige! We all know what Mary Magdalene did for work. So stop judging your partners so harshly! Unless you think you're above Jesus?

So Conservative Christians Next time you ask yourself WWJD Look toward the LGBTQ+ community. Cause I think you're the only demons here.

From with Love,

You fellow Atheist Ally.

Take it easy everyone and don't sweat the little shit and be civil.

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Haven't really been drawing and putting stuff up here because this has just become mental dumping ground for ocs.

Imma do another switch up au for my ocs. It one particular universe.

Edwin: (switched with Syris) instead of being adopted, his birth parents got busted by a covert occult. They abandoned him to save their own hide. He has been used and experimented on. He isn't emotionally well. He can be territorial and possessive of others if allowed to get close or escape the group. He doesn't understand social cues and speaks in quiet mumbles if not completely relying on body language. He is a lot like a wild animal...and that is dangerous.

Syris: (Switched with Edwin) Early teen years he was Adopted by Sen in this timeline from a neglectful orphanage. He was considered the freak and got the least amount of attention. Doesn't have depression but commitment and trust issues. Strong social anxiety. His music of choice is turntables and he can play bass. He sneaks out to DJ at night as a Teen.

Nicolas: (Switched with Takashi) He Syris' foreign friend from france and is his Breaking out of his shell friend. Nicolas's parents are divorced but his Mother gained custody. It wasn't out of malice and his parents are still friends. They just realized they weren't good for each other. He has found a love for Avangard and making costumes (film quality).

Takashi: (Switched with Carter) Takashi is a Quiet kid that moved to America at a young age with his Uncle and aunt after an Oni hunt was put out on his parent's head. He has an interest in making comic books and stories. He is a skilled writer and artist. He is Also this Syris' comfort buddy and long lasting friend. They bonded in middle school being so different from the other kids. They dream of making a series together.

Carter: (Switched with Nicolas.) A human witch, stocky and built like a human football player. He is adept at the study of dark magic. He actively fights his own kind after his own family was hunted for the practice of Monster rituals. He considers himself a cut above the other human hunters as he himself is human. They wouldn't expect a human to be out for blood against other humans. He is a ward of the school in his teen years and jumps from foster home to foster home.

___________ Here's a change. Adult switch.---------

Sen: (Switched with Mr. Jones.) A business Shinigami. He Has a very successful casket making and funeral company along with a few other business ventures in vacation themed hotels. These hotels are made based on the culture around the area for tourist to get a taste of the local customs before exploring. He adopted Syris at a young age when her heard the orphanage was shutting down.

Kazou: (Switched with Slinger) Owns a Japanese themed restaurant. Is close friends to Sen who came over with him. He lives a humble life out in a nearby small town, bringing culture to a small town. He mostly followed Sen out to show some support when expanding his business.

Mr. Jones: (Switched with Sen) A human witch, principle of a monster school. He is a very patient man. He lives in a British style cottage in the middle of nowhere. He came over from England after hearing about the injustices towards monsters and their ilk in America. He wishes to bridge a very deep gap between the two cultures.

Slinger: (Switched with Kazou) Hired as a child Psychologist by Mr. Jones. Slinger is simply a nickname, since Slinger is an indian folklore monster. A Skinwalker (always has been), so naturally he doesn't give his real name. He isn't a bad monster however. He is very gentle and understanding to the children and parents alike. He often strives to help the community. He often gives wise advice in his older age, makes sure there are fresh baked goods for kids in his office as well as a warm cup of tea/cocoa, and even makes breakfast for families in the morning that are struggling financially. He's made an early morning club out of it with the students.

Loki: ((Switched with Zith) A chaotic reaper with no real plans other than chaos. He still follows his leaders orders to keep...well order...but that doesn't mean he isn't going to have fun with it. This tall and buff monster will have one guessing if he's flirting or flipping you off. He could be a teacher one day, teaching kids how to dissect a frog, and be the Janitor the next because he said so. Least he's good at cleaning a mess.

Zith: (Switched with Loki) A very cold Reaper that just wants everything to end. He gets bored easy and doesn't care about balancing anything. He tries to twist and work around the leader's orders to his desires. He is extremely covert though and tries not to stand out.

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"Stop being so negative toward yourself, You're blablablah."

No no no no. Do not take my self deprecating humor as Negativity or Self-hate. I'm just comfortable enough with myself to Joke about my bad aspects and except that I am as a human, Flawed. And THAT is okay and healthy. :)

I don't need to tell myself that I'm awesome all the time. If I don't except my flaws then I will never grow. I know that I am trying my best and that's all I can do. :) Humble is strong.

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Hey, I had to jump through some Hoops to get this uploaded from my tablet. You see, internet is down as we are heading into out third snow storm this winter.

Anyway I am revamping my OC Edwin, kinda devolving him back a little. You get afraid of presenting a character as edgy but hell...edgy is fun. Just adds something. Just as long as it doesn't get too annoying. So I dialed him back to his original state a little bit.

Less friendly, very selective with friendships, less stupidly Oblivious to people. Knows he is conventionally attractive and will take advantage of that despite morals. Has to be pushed into Friendships by existing friends. Does not seek others out. Will manipulate if he deems the situation fit. Just bringing out some if his edgy demon qualities.

Basically playing "Oh sweet bean" is boring as hell. You gotta be evil/morally questionable sometimes.

Anyway, I feel the tone in the picture fits 2022 Edwin more. Hair a little longer too.

I made a blank doll, That's no one. You can draw on the doll, I don't care. It's just there for the pose.

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"Dark comedy is like food not everyone gets it!"

No no no no.

As an Avid enjoyer of Dark comedy but also have social awareness. Dark comedy is more like a Gun.

"Some people can get one or two. Some people you don't want to even get one."

Be careful what you say and joke about to someone. It can be too much. Especially on the internet where the only filter is you. So use warnings when talking about dark subjects. It may save someone the problem.

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To give you an idea of how stupid I am.

I am talking to a friend about VNs and well...

Right brain: "Let's make a VN Blog!"

Left brain: "I believe that is called a RP blog- You aren't inventing the wheel here."

Right brain: "Oh... :( still sounds like fun! :)"

Which it does. Might do that with Edwin. Not any time soon but why not later.

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V I S U A L N O V E L B L O G 8D

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I'm not wrong! It's literally just an RP blog with less effort. XD

Or more depending on how you look at it.

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To give you an idea of how stupid I am.

I am talking to a friend about VNs and well...

Right brain: "Let's make a VN Blog!"

Left brain: "I believe that is called a RP blog- You aren't inventing the wheel here."

Right brain: "Oh... :( still sounds like fun! :)"

Which it does. Might do that with Edwin. Not any time soon but why not later.

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Soooo…I been thinking about my ocs as VTM characters…I drew Edwin as one(Heck, I think he looks even better as a vampire). I even made a character sheet for him for no reason. I actually tried my hand at lineless again.

I’ve been thinking about their relation to each other and history in this au. This is just a quick run down…

Edwin is probably the oldest in his Coterie. Being stuck in the pyramid for years by his sire, blood bound to Him till his escape. Edwin is a couple centuries old and was embraced as a cultist back in the day at age 22. As years went on Edwin grew tired of the Chantry and their system, He used recent events to escape and join an anarch group. He was urged to join them based on some shady character that comes to talk and inform him of secrets often hidden from him.

Suzie, a young and naive brujah, helped him gain trust in the group before forming his anarch based coterie. He fed her any information about some Camarilla groups in the city. Even helping her out when she was confronted by another Kindred apart of said group. Based on that he was given a chance to join them.

A few years after join the Anarch movement, he had a run in with a rag tag team of sabbat neonates. They were trying to stake claim in a small building. They were quickly stomped out by the other sects. Edwin had went with Suzie to help clean out the area at the time. Edwin had the first run in with Carter, who was turned by his sire to be used as a more durable meat shield. Suzie made quick work out of the sire and was about to do the same to Carter. Edwin had stopped her, managing to convince Suzie that the former blood doll turned Toreador could be useful to them. She relented but said that Carter would be Edwin’s problem. Edwin agreed, using Carter’s knowledge to navigate the building and snuff out the rest. Edwin then took on Carter as an ‘adopted childe’. This saved him from being Catiff at best and dead at most likely.

Takashi had come to Edwin when after the raid. His sire was killed in the raid and there was no way he was going to join the sabbat then and he couldn’t join the Camarilla. Edwin said that he would probably have to prove his loyalty just as he did. Takashi, a new age trimizie, has since trailed Edwin and his coterie. Staying close in their group to try and gain some level of trust with them.

Syris rolls with Nicolas in the Camarilla. Syris keeps Nicolas around as a sort of game and for his crazed prophetic rants. Although during the raid, he had to work with Edwin and his group. Syris has ambitions of trying to getting close to Edwin and his coterie to further his place in the Camarilla by double crossing them. Nicolas says that he will burn brighter then the brightest star. This worries Syris.

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I am back on my VTM till Murder drones comes out officially.

So Imma list off my ocs as clans because I'm bored. It'll be V5/V20...because V5 doesn't have all the clans currently.

Let's start with the boys as Vamps:

Edwin: Tremere, He would fit as a blood mage honestly. He would definitely be an Anarch or Independent. He definitely adopts young fledglings to teach them how to survive. Definitely had a bad relationship with his sire and knows what it's like to be alone.

Takashi: Trimizie(flesh crafter fits for V20)/Venture for V5 due to how his family normally is. He would probably follow Edwin around honestly...Honestly, I think Edwin would open his own damn cult around his Coterie and Takashi would be the first to join. Outside of that, He would probably be an Anarch supporter.

Carter: Toreador, Definitely an artist that doesn't really have a sect but is willing to sell his craft to the highest bidder who needs it. Doesn't care about Jyhad but doesn't make any enemies. Follows Camarilla law to keep his head down...but he isn't kissing ass to anyone without a profit.

Nicolas: Honestly 100% a Camarilla Malkavian, crazy bastard. Well...More Lucid then most but gets prophetic visions that make him paranoid and flip out angrily. This is often very random and unpredictable.

Syris: Lasombra, shadow bending and really only out to survive. He follows the Camarilla as he feels It's best for survival. Very much trying to backstab a Prince somewhere to gain power.

Now for the girls!

Suzie: Brujah, definitely no doubt about it, she is hot blooded and rebellious. Follows the Anarch movement loyally and will fight you. Protects thin-bloods.

Kimi: Gangrel, Lives out in the forest with her favorite ghouled animals. Doesn't live in a sect, is a 'Farmer'. Just doesn't want anything with politics. Very young and Naive.

And now for everyone else?

Cujo: Ravanos(v20)/Banu Haqim(v5), Definitely could fit both. A bit of a loner but makes for a skilled assassin that can be up for hire. Mostly works with the Camarilla...but has secretly put out hits for other Sects.

Atticus was not going to be on here because he is original part of a 'Fan/homebrew' clan...but for funsies let's do a Canon clan: He could possibly fit as either a Malkavian that is independent of a sect. Fairly fatherly outward appearances till the madness kicks in that comes in the form of prophetic Schizophrenia. Or possibly a very well learned Elder Ministry, Doesn't follow Set but has that same calm fatherly/ Caring Professor vibe. He doesn't care who you are or what your beliefs are but he will always try to make you look at life in a different view based on facts.

Imma create a relationship tree later. I dunno why I am doing this but it's fun.

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SO MY FRIEND GOT ME INTO MUDER BOTS-

It's just a pilot but it's good and has a campiness to it that I love.

So I haaaaaad to make a version of my main boy into the universe. This may change if there are more episodes later with more lore.

I don't know why this is the resting pose of Edwin but it is. This version of Edwin is called Edwin but may go by Ed as well.

He is a modified Murder bot made by an underground group of humans from earth that are robot sympathizers. They believe that They shouldn't interfere with that they have made as long as they are peaceful.

After hearing of the disassembly drone being sent to kill the worker bots for being "Corrupted". The group of scientists got together to develop a bot to hunt down the dangerous murder bots. The leader making Ed in a design that his deceased teen son(death by cancer) had drawn up in a comic. It was the only indulgence that the leader wanted so they obliged as a way of honoring the kid's memory. So they hijacked and stole an unfinished Disassembly drone and got to work rebuilding it into a what they believed would be the ultimate weapon against the drones.

The outer metal was melted down aand remade with a special metal that withstands high heat and corrosion. The bot mostly uses energy based weaponry. Think like Uzi's railgun, light saber-like claws and lazers in replace of normal weaponry. The thing about that is to recharge, he must seak out the acid in Disassembly drones to fuel himself.

Unfortunately the team was infiltrated by an Anti-robot group that thinks robots are too dangerous to humans to keep around. One of their own researchers slipped in during the programming process to add some buzz words that cause him to flip out and kill any robot in the area till his quota kill is filled. Like a sleeper agent.

Phrases like:

"Kill all humans."

"Destroy humanity."

"Kill these bots"

And anything with that similar order of words sets him off. The words "OFF" flash on his screen in red as he snaps. He remembers the events.

There are two ways to stop this. Trap him till an internal timer returns back to normal. Or put him somewhere cold. His energy and body runs best with heat but cooling him off slows him down and he can regain control...but his weapons are not as strong when cold.

Upon learning this after completion, the group set to terminate him for the safety of bots and humans but the Leader had already grown an attachment to Ed despite not activating him. Ed reminded him too much of his son and his son's dreams found in the old comics. So the leader sent Edwin away in a one way escape pod with a necklace that contains a holographic video from the leader with a loose explanation of what his is, what he has to deal with and a warning to never return to earth.

Ed has since been following his orders to some extent but focusing on what and who he is. He is a mystery to himself.

He stays away from other bots in fear of what he might do. He does fill his orders by killing any disassembly bot being hostile to a worker. He is very solitary though and doesn't stick around for a Thank you. He protects the necklace around as it is the only clue to him of who he is and what he was built for.

Yes, his face is like that all the time. Always has a brow and a half open eye. He does emote, just differently. His fangs are actually filled with the liquid stolen from Dissadembly drones. Drones of all types are often met with confusion when they meet him. Those Dissadembly drones that survive call him a walking virus.

That's what I'll put for now.

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Cats are Yandere types and you know it.