#attempted romance

[yetanotherdrarrylist]

After five years of isolation, Draco opens Malfoy Manor and himself up again to the Wizarding World. Harry Potter's reappearance is anything but expected.

A story about metaphorical fireworks, literal fireworks, and a succession of very annoying sentient pieces of furniture.

[fenton-bus]

"You can rest assured our vengeance laws are up to date. River nods with the righteous solemnity of a man who has taken extensive notes on his wife's oration style. Should any of your children be eaten, you are well within your right to slay the creature responsible."

"No one's getting eaten!" Mr. Diaz says quickly.