#attempting comedy

[tarafyinglylucky]

Hormones can suck a tit, though if they dont, I will.

[saintmatthewwillhavehisreve-blog]

Adulthood

I feel like to be a proper adult you have to gripe about something. I should say things like "Boy, they sure are taking a long time to fix the lighting in this place!" or "I can't find a man!" or "My wife's a rotten bitch!" or something like that. I think if i turn out to be a happy man, there will be some dire consequences. Perhaps there will be a short, stocky bald man with a grotesquely distorted face, following me everywhere i go and yelling: "FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAK!"