okAY BUT the ship thing for Listra and Christian?? I missed writing these dumbasses
Send me a ship and I’ll tell you:
* Who is more dominant in the bedroom?
Listen, you know, I know, we all know, it’s Christian. (Wrath meebee)
* Who complains the most?
Oh Christian (Any and all parts of him tbh haha)
* Who’s the laziest?
S L O T H (depressed child is lazy) or Gluttony
* Who wakes up the earliest?
Christian. Gotta go for the morning run, gotta be up before the sun.
* Who does the chores around the house?
Both of them, different chores each, nice and harmonious.
* Who is the most protective of the other?
WRATH THO
* Who gets jealous the easiest?
Envy. Wow this is just really showing all the bad traits isn’t it haha.
* Who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave?
LISTRAAAAAA!
* Who forgot to put the cat outside before sex?
Listra for SURE
* Who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing stuff?
LISTRA. Oh my god this would be bad.
* Who breaks the most phones?
Christian. How the fuck do cellphones even work, amiright?
* Who dies first?
Listra :(
* Which one I could see as being lactose intolerant?
Listra but she eats it anyways.
* Who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t?
... Pride.
* Who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed?
CHRISTIAN any of the parts, for so many reasons.
* Who uses the computer most?
“Honey? How do I log into the internets?”
* Who worries about what they will look like when they are older?
Oh Pride. He’s scared he’s gonna hit 1000 and be disgusting.
* Who hogs the blanket?
Listra. Oh 100%.
* Who eats the other’s uneaten pizza crusts?
Gluttony
* Who is more likely to cry over a sad book or movie?
Sloth and Listra, together, sobbing because the parent dies in The Good Dinosaur.
* Who talks smack while playing video games?
Neither of them? DO they even own a console??
* Who sings along with the radio?
Both of them, in the car, really cutely, while holding hands.
* Who would throw the other into a pool?
Listra. Listra would do that. I can see it now.
* Who shops for groceries?
Christian
* Who kills the spiders?
Christian
* Who is the morning person?
CHRISTIAN
* Who is the night person?
Listra
* Who would accidentally set the kitchen on fire while cooking?
LISTRA HAHAHA
* Who would enter them both into a talent show?
Neither of them. That sounds like hell.
* WHO PROPOSES?
Christian, and it would be cute as heck.
