Being a system is actual looney tunes shit. This is literally just such a goofy existence even I have a hard time staying mad about it.
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Being a system is actual looney tunes shit. This is literally just such a goofy existence even I have a hard time staying mad about it.
This will be the side blog where I reblog all the fun things I like 😌
May the only tears you shed in 2026 be from gagging on it
Instead of sliding inside of her, place her feet on your shoulders and slide your cock between her thighs. Make her clench them together like it’s her pussy use them to get off. Don’t let her have the satisfaction of you inside her. Make her earn it. Let the underside of your cock glide against the slick folds. Coat her tummy with your cum as you gently kiss her forehead, telling her how gorgeous she is.
Its her job to wear the sundress, its your job to lift up the sundress
Moaning into your pussy when you grind it against my tongue
Spitting in her mouth to make sure she stays hydrated
(boops your nose affectionately)
fuck you