Slaughterhouse blurbs
@peachy-cube I wrote this three separate times but tumblr mobile is a bitch. You said tag you in any fake chop I have. Ask and you shall receive
Your primary job in the crew is to clean up any loose ends no matter what.
Someone found out their identities? Got it.
Someone dealing on their turf? Say no more.
They kill a high ranking diplomat? It’s going to take a while but don’t worry.
You either handle it yourself or with Anna and Lindsay.
Before you joined the crew you had a business, you were a lawyer and consultant for big business men.
You got caught up in some stuff but hey you make more money with crews any way.
You meet Brett because someone has recommended you to him.
“So I heard that you can fix problems.”
“Depends, What is it?”
“We may have accidentally killed one of the Mashkov brothers.”
“Accidentally?”
“We didn’t know it was them.”
From that moment on after the situation was cleared up with little blood shed they had your number on speed dial
Now it’s a year since they have started up their crew and a year since the incident and you have become a honorary member.
Every so often you stop in just to talk, nothing about business but just casual conversation.
Yoy make fun of them because of their cover story.
“You guys are butchers? Do you even know the cuts of meat?.”
“Yeah Rump roast.”
“Please google cuts of meat because that can’t be the only one you know.”
Sometimes you work the counter at the shop when every they get customers.
“I wouldn’t by the meat here it’s all rotten, why don’t you go to Max’s Shop on the south side”
There was that one occasion where you had to be James’s date to a gala for a heist once
“I love being a dumb foreign spouse, it’s what I dream of.”
“Shut up for a moment please.”
“Listen I talk it’s what I’m good at.”
To be honest he would have had Aleks in your place in that moment.
Let’s back track that was a lie, you fit into your role better than he would’ve.
It went off without a hitch and the jewels were acquired without anybody noticing.
But that’s one heist that went right out of the twelve before it that went wrong
Sometimes you wonder what life would’ve been like if you actually stayed as a consultant for companies
But then you would’ve gotten caught up in much worse
Business men are not keen on others knowing what they are doing with money.
But to be honest you probably got lucky with the people dealt with
And got lucky with the crew you have