#aubery.txt

[auberylis]

How tall would you be if you were a horse / had a horse's body? The height is measured from ground to the withers! Doesn't have to correlate to your current stats - go by your gut feel🐴💖

You're a horse now, how tall are you?

11hh (112cm) or less

12hh (122cm)

13hh (132cm)

14hh (142cm)

15hh (152cm)

16hh (163cm)

17hh (173cm)

18hh (183cm)

19hh (193cm) or more

Voting ended onMar 11

[auberylis]

There was that old looking hobby horse for sale at a local thrifter - cute and polite-looking bay with tack that saw a lot, but i skipped. Then he wasn't there, so i decided that someone bought him. And today i found him without the pole buried in the plushies bin, with white filament poking out from the pole entry. Not sure why, but i nearly burst out crying right there and fuck all, i'll be taking him home and giving him his stick back. I have the remainder from when i gave my own hobby horse a spinal transplant - it's enough. I am getting objections to adding bigger sized horsey stuff to the room from my darling who i do respect a lot, so he'll live in the storage corner until i patch him and find someone worthy of him to gift. But he's not going to the landfill.. ;~;

[auberylis]

My darling got me a horsie for my little herd as a bday present ♡ these two mares love each other a lot! They are mega lesbian! ♡☆

[auberylis]

*talks to my dear horse before leaving the stable* see ya later, ungulator

[auberylis]

Are centaurs trickle eaters like horses, or whatever humans do? Cause if it's the latter, the taur option gets one point closer to the full fledged horse option. Sure, it's not *horse* horse, but also imagine having to have food next to you pretty much every other 10 minutes??

[auberylis]

Manifesting waking up a horse so then i call my manager and go sorrryyyy can't go to work this fine monday.. im a horse now and horses have hooves so if i try coding or soldering it will be reeeal bad. Sorrryyyy

[auberylis]

First day at this "France" place and not only does it exist but also my horseful princess activities kicked off full scale in here ☆

You people, i ate a crepe packed with all sorts of sweet tasty stuff at a fully pink cafe with Special Week and Tokai Teio umas welcoming you, AND got literally all 3 horse life DS games?? HL3 is even boxed??? My unicorn princess aura is shining brightly

[auberylis]

Proposed a tgirl mud wrestling tournament at the trans meetup again. Everyone refused. Again :/ Do these people want to have any sort of fun ever?? I won't be asking again, keep having Not fun, people. Hmrph!