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Audrey: The family was counting on you!

Marius: Yeah well, that's their fault. I've carefully cultivated a persona that screams 'you're on your own'.

Carly: Can we get McDonalds on the way home?

Audrey: No, there’s food at the house.

Carly: [wipes her eyes] I hate this fuckin’ family.

[On Halloween]

Marius: We're out of candy.

Audrey: How is that possible? We've only had three kids come by.

Marius: Yeah, but this little girl said she loved me, so I gave her all of it.

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