Auntie la Auntie:
Ira Gamagori Jr's Kindergarten graduation party:
Ryuko: Congrats Gamagori Jr. I got you a present. Here ya go kid.
Ira Jr: Woah, a knife!! Thanks Auntie Ryuko!!
Satsuki: Hmph. A knife. How pathetic. Here young man, here's a sword. I weilded one just like this when I was your age.
Ira Jr: Wow! Thanks Auntie Satsuki, you're so cool!!
Ryuko: *Stands up with knife* Oh yeah? Check this out!!
Ryuko: *Cuts herself and heals*
Ira Jr: Woooow!! Can you do that, Auntie Satsuki?
Ryuko: *smug grin* Can you, Auntie Satsuki?
Satsuki: *Stands, clacks heel, backlight shines bright*
Satsuki:Can you do that, Auntie Ryuko?
Satsuki and Ryuko:*Showing off to Gamagori Jr*
Gamagori: Honey, should we do something?
Mako: Nah. They're fine. Besides, we all know Ryuko is the better Auntie.
Gamagori: I beg to differ. Lady Satsuki is the superior Auntie.
Gamagori and Mako: *Arguing*