#aunty rad

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Ooc: here, have some art of Rad i did. First, we have one that I drew of her today bc I love her. We stan a beefy red head that wields a bat.

And under the cut, ive got a slightly nsfw silly one

Look, I warned you. If you can't handle rad with a glittery pink strap, then that's on you.

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I’m obsessed with ur blog ily

Thanks, my dudette! Feel free to grab a cherry Pepsi cola from the vending machine. And say hi to Henry @henry-cleaner

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Alright. Now that I've got two nieces following me, @iinsanegurl @y0urfav0r1te-girl here's some advice:

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IN FACT YOU ARE NOT MY AUNT

ZOE, YOURE ACTING LIKE IM IN LOVE WITH HIM WHEN IM NOT. GDI I AM IN MY TWENTIES AM I NOT ALLOWED TO BE HORNY?!

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Okay, so... first things first, names have been redacted due to safety concerns.

Clairvoyance isn't really common? So I doubt it's that.

Like... there are very few people that truly have it. Only one off the top of my head is the Oracle of the deli, and even then he's technically a priest of Apollo.

And I dont know much about mutations, but usually they show up in adolescence, and... if this is a recent thing, I'm gonna assume it's not that. Otherwise, if it is, maybe it's not that and is instead something like telepathy? But due to how infrequent the X-Gene is, I'm gonna cross that possibility off.

I'm just gonna take a wild fucking stab in the dark and assume your friend is just cuckoo for coco puffs.

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Following a lead on a case... some sex workers have been going missing and turning up dead. And people think it could be supernatural. Some kind of succubus or incubus on the loose...

Idk though. It could be anything.

Still, the game begins.

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"You need to lock in" "you need to lock in"

Baby doll, I am one glass of pineapple juice and a misogynistic comment away from being locked UP

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Me rn: