#aurora's rants

[auroradapup]

yucky people

I hate hate hate when people 1. use agere tags for literal porn and stuff its so flippin yucky and 2. they have age play in their intro bio thing but they go "oh im sfw right now so let's use agere tags" like im sorry and might be wrong but non-sexual age play doesn't exist, if you get off on acting like a kid or having someone act like a kid you shouldn't be in agere spaces where people are mentally children it makes me super umcomfy.

thats just my 2 cents though so idk

[aurora-nerin]

Americans being offended that Volodymyr Zelenskyy did his speech in front of the Congress without a suit on is the most entitled shit i’ve heard in my life. Like, sure, the man’s fighting the war against yknow, RUSSIA, THE COUNTRY 10 TIMES BIGGER than Ukraine, a country with one of the world’s biggest military, but sure, he must’ve found time to get out of his military uniform (which he’s been wearing since the start of the war) and gotten a suit to appease these idiots.

[welcometoaurorashell]

Me: “I’m scared of the ocean”

Also me: *watches a million deep water ocean documentaries*

[aurora-nerin]

Yall remember waiting for the MCU movies, for the trailers, going to the premiere, being exited for everything, crying and screaming and waiting for the post credit scenes through 10 minutes of the credits, running back home to write theories and fanfics, doing art... All that?

YALL REMEBER WHEN MARVEL ACTUALLY SPARKED JOY?

Well...

I miss that.

[aurora-nerin]

You know the movie trope that I hate the most? "the rich guy that's so rich that nothing makes him happy" and how the movies often so heavily suggest that you must feel bad for him.

Like. Bitch please. If you have so much money, you could do anything you want. Literally anything. Change countless lives for the better. But noooo they usually just whine about how nothing has meaning. If you are such a shitty human being and have so much privilege you have literally no problems aside from being 'bored' you are what's wrong with the world and you can die for all I care. I feel no sympathy.

And like directors/studios that still roll with that trope in the year 2021 when majority of the world's population is dying or starving or barely making it... Talk about being fuckin tone deaf.

[welcometoaurorashell]

My hair has been falling out like crazy so I finally bought some special shampoo and a silk pillowcase. I woke up in the morning and I hardly had any hair fallout it’s amazing what a silk pillow case can do.

[welcometoaurorashell]

I deadass almost died I was eating my avocado sushi and I didn’t see the wasabi. I ate it thinking it was fucking avocado it wasn’t and I got a mouthful of wasabi. I couldn’t breathe for a hot second. I don’t know how the hell people can tolerate it but my god that shit BURNED.

[welcometoaurorashell]

I’m sure you guys are tired of my stories but I wanted to tell this one from when I babysat with my sister we were showing the little girl Anastasia and it went like this

Little girl: “I want to be just like Anastasia!”!

My sister and I who know the whole story about the Romanovs:

Me: “Oh sweetie I don’t think you know the whole story-“

My sister: