#autiacora

[asscrackcreed]

your blog title assigned malik at birth makes me cry every time I see it, I love it

malik hates altaïr sm he possessed my body so i can spread the word

[erwinsalive]

cat eruri 16 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) poor cats XD

"That was a fucking stupid idea! Take me to the damn shore, Erwin!!"

Levi didnt like your idea :D

[erurilicious]

Send me a ship and I’ll give you my (brutally) honest opinion on it

Ah yes, the ship that must not be named. Or that I like to call err0ri because it’s like an error in the matrix or idk. I’m not directly answering the ask because I don’t want it to show up in the search and have any brats in my inbox lol. Alright, sit down, my child because this turned out so long, holy shit X”D

Tbh this ship never made any sense to me, and I was baffled when I joined the fandom and found out that it’s the biggest/most popular ship in the fandom. Like wtf the wrong with y’all?? First of all there is the obvious age gap. Why you gotta turn Levi into a pedo? He just doesn’t strike me as the guy that would fall for a teenager. He might care for them as a father figure and superior because he’s empathetic. But romance? Never. “But it’s only fiction!!!!!!!!!!!” Have you seen how teenager boys act nowadays? How can you look at someone as immature as Eren and think he would be able to take care of a man in his 30s irl? You wouldn’t. And idk what should be so different in the snk verse. Eren is immature and egoistic and definitely not, NOT. AT. ALL. suited to take care of someone like Levi who went through so much shit, grew up underground and lost so many people that were dear to him. They are on totally different levels. But there is more to it than just the age gap. There is a total lack of chemistry. I just don’t see it! But the worst is that the whole ship is built on an act of violence. How can abuse be the base for a ship? When I joined the fandom in 2013 it was totally a thing in err0ri fanart that Levi would beat Eren up before anything romantic or sexual happened. It looked like violence was a foreplay for them and that’s simply disgusting. Abuse was heavily romanticized and played down in this fandom. But it was just a trick to get Eren into the Scouting Legion right? Also it was the plan of Erwin, the evil guy that stands in the way of this ~dream ship~. Let’s just ignore how Levi did not only beat Eren a second but also a third time. The second time was just Levi’s way of bonding with his new squad, right? Lmao this was such a fucked up “meta” post that I read. For the third time they couldn’t even make any excuses. They just simply ignore it. Like basically everything else that happens in canon. This ship is so damn ooc. It’s like they are two completely different characters that just coincidentally look exactly like Eren and Levi. This fandom is an expert in mischaracterizing characters and I’m also talking about third parties, like every other character that could come in the way of the ship is a potential danger, an abuser and rapist. Maybe it’s because most shippers are very young and just see Eren as a self insert. Maybe they haven’t written many fics and that’s why they can’t get the characterization right. Who knows, maybe I would’ve fallen for this ship too when I was 15. (Though I was always into height differences, so who knows?) However, there are also enough people that are not teenagers or even around Levi’s age that ship him with Eren. I honestly can’t come up with any logical reason why you would ship these two. I don’t understand it and I honestly don’t want to. The only reason I can somewhat understand is “they are my favorite and second favorite character so I just want to see them together and fuck canon, I make up my own canon/AU”. Or if someone ships them for the ~aesthetics~. I don’t see these aesthetics, but tastes are different.

I gotta admit that in the beginning I was just unfazed by this ship and felt just indifferent. I didn’t mind if it showed up on my dash, I scrolled past it and sometimes even took a second to appreciate the art itself even if I didn’t like what it portrayed. But the more time passed the more I’ve learned how nasty the shippers are. Istg the shippers made me hate this ship with a burning passion. Now if any err0ri shows up on my dash, I get physically sick. I totally wish I could go back to indifference instead of feeling like puking, but I can’t. I’ve seen too much shit. And I’m totally aware that there are normal shippers, and that other ships have black sheeps in their flock too. But there are just so many err0ri shippers that can’t stay in their damn line. They have to take art of other ships and change Levi’s partner into Eren. They have to leave nasty comments under eru/ri art like “I think you meant to draw Eren as Levi’s husband instead of Erwin” or that the artist drew a rape scene under a simple nsfw drawing. And don’t get me started on the shit that goes on in the eru/ri tag on AO3. Why do so many writers have to tag their err0ri fics as eru/ri? Istg no matter when I check the tag, there are always 20-25% err0ri fics. I’m so fucking tired of this shit. I don’t want to see it! NO ONE goes into the eru/ri tag to see this endgame err0ri crap. Especially not if all of them turn Erwin into a monster. Aren’t they tired of reading their own same shit over and over again? Can’t they come up with anything new? Why does it always have to be Erwin who is the bad ex and Eren the knight on a white horse who rescues Levi? Levi is no fucking damsel in distress. He would never let Erwin abuse him and he’s definitely not unable to defend himself. He doesn’t need a third person to get him out of there, especially not someone as unsuited as Eren lol. But I‘m repeating myself and already talked enough about mischaracterization. I just wish they would take a random OC instead or just stop to tag their fics as eru/ri if it’s just a past relationship and not the endgame. And NO, eruri/ren is NOT the solution. That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. When I already hate err0ri, I definitely don’t want to drag Erwin into this shit as well. Leave him out of it. I know multishippers exist. I don’t understand how you can ship both of them when eru/ri is basically perfect while err0ri is the bad kind of trash, but ok. But I’ve never got along with those kind of multishippers. I talked to some in the past but it never ended well. So I prefer to avoid any people that are shipping err0ri tbh. Oh and one last thing... why do so many of them are such apologists? Whenever they are confronted with the “pedo argument” (yes, I’m aware that pedophilia is the wrong term and it should be actually hebephilia/ephebophilia but most people use pedophilia as a synonym for a minor/adult relationship), they get so defensive and aggressive and try to find stupid excuses why this ship is not problematic. Suddenly Eren is so mature because he’s in the military and that automatically makes him an adult. But once he has to face punishment for insubordination he’s a sweet child that doesn’t know any better. That’s so fucking pathetic and hypocritical. Just admit that you like a problematic ship and that’s it. It’s not that hard isn’t it?

Thanks for your ask, and sorry that this got so long :”D

[bluecrownedbird]

Can you teach me how to be good artist? ;___;

ohh I don’t think I would be a good teacher, I always think when I have drawn something good “this is just by chance ha ha ha” (゜▽゜;) but well if you need help for anything, you know where to find me, I’m always glad to help ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[ackbang]

I'm sorry that I bother you but you're always helpful. Year ago I met my friend in the internet. When I was drawing something she said what I did wrong. And she still helps me with it. I draw and I show it to my friend and she says what I do wrong and she gives me tips how I could fix it. But I think that's cheating. I mean, not everybody have someone who helps with art by saying what's wrong. I don't feel that this is my art but it's also her art, bc without her it wouldn't look like that. 1/2

2/2 And I wanted to do some commissions and now I think that’s not right, bc someone helps me. I mean, she don’t draw instead of me, bc I didn’t see her in reality and she can’t draw but she’s my additional eyes. She sees what I can’t see. And even that she says that without her I draw nice now, bc I improved, I can’t feel it. I’m not so happy with my art bc it’s not only my work. It’s like cheating for me. But without her I can’t show people my works bc I know that they have too many errors.

the simple answer to this is: it’s still your work. if you want to take commissions, you should, because it’s your artwork. you’re still producing it, you’re still putting the time into it, and it’s still your hand doing the work.

we all have different ways of learning. we all need help. this is a universal fact. if you want to get better, you need to utilize any tool that works for you. if you sending your artwork to your friend to offer suggestions, then great! (btw, thank you autiacora’s friend!) as long as you’re learning from it, then that’s all that matters.

i’ve been in the design industry for almost ten years now. i’ve been a graphic designer, an illustrator, and a web developer. sometimes, you just have to break down and ask for help. sometimes, you just need another eye on something to see what you may have missed. maybe your typography is weak. maybe that could have been coded in a more efficient way. does that invalidate my work? no. does it make me better at what i do? definitely. why? because i reached out and asked for help. i learned.

i have about two or three consistent betas for any of my writing now. my roommate reads any new chapters of final tour up to three times. he helped me hash out and construct a lot of the plotlines–lets me bounce ideas off of him and work through the problems. sometimes the story doesn’t feel like my own because of it–but it is. i’ve put the work into it. i just have amazing friends that i can utilize to help me work through things. and there’s nothing wrong with that.

the fact that you have a friend that is willing to help you point out things that you don’t realize (sometimes we just get too close to our work too, and it helps to get an outside perspective) is really amazing. that’s great. bless them. but don’t see them as a crutch, see them as a tool. like a pencil in your toolbox.

in short: do it. take commissions. it’s your art, and asking for help only makes you a stronger artist. don’t be ashamed of it.

[erwinsalive]

more cat dads!!!

Ay ay, Captain! I think turning Cats into Eruris is my new hobby ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

[ackbang]

happy (belated) valentine’s day, @autiacora. i hope this is canon fluffy enough for you (but you know, with a touch of ack flavored sadness(tm) snuck in there too). thank you for being here and contributing to such a great community. you’re a joy. <3

lemons and bellflowers

The Survey Corps had been traveling for several days. They were meant to subjugate an abandoned castle between Utopia and Karanes Districts, however it had fallen out of too much disrepair from wandering titans that they had to move onto one that sat on the outskirts of Utopia. It must have been over half a decade since it was last used, but its stone walls still held up strong against years of weathering. Some rotten doors had to be knocked down, and mounds of decaying leaves had to be shoveled out, but in the end they had all worked together to get it into good working order. And all up to Levi’s standards, nonetheless.

However, Levi wouldn’t let anybody, especially Erwin, enter the commanding office until every cobweb was cleaned from the corners of the room and every finger print washed away from the windows. It smelled like lemons and vinegar, both considered luxuries in the Corps, but ingredients that Erwin managed to sneak into the quarterly budgets. A happy Humanity’s Strongest brought along with it positive scout moral, after all. And keeping a clean working space for his commander was one thing that made him very happy.

Or as happy as Levi could ever appear.

Erwin entered the office, satchel slung heavy at his side. He deposited the bag onto the desk, mission maps, death certificates, and expense reports spilling from the open mouth. Falling heavily into the desk chair, he leaned his head back against the back and let out a long sigh.

“Oi, I’m not done yet.” Levi said, as he pulled the handkerchief from down around his mouth. He had been sitting on the back of his heels behind the bookshelf scrubbing away dirt that had been there probably before the beginning of time. “Get out.”

“Too tired.” Erwin groaned

“You have your own quarters that I’ve already cleaned for you. Go take a nap.”

Erwin shook his head. “Too much work to do.”

Levi stood up and pulled the bandana off and put it in his pocket. The eye roll was apparent in his voice. “The work can wait.”

“No, it can’t. I need to send these reports with a messaging squad before the sunset. The capital needs to know that we have arrived at our destination.”

“And with no casualties,” Levi chimed in, making his way toward the desk. “So that means less paperwork, which means get out.”

Levi smelled of citrus and old wood, and it made Erwin raise a curious eyebrow at his captain. “What if one of my tasks is to keep you company?”

“Then I’d call bullshit.” Levi huffed, sitting on the desktop next to Erwin. He folded his arms and looked down at the taller man, acting as if he would ever win a contest of will over the quick wit of his superior. He leaned forward and took Erwin’s chin between his forefingers, tilted it from side to side before scoffing. “Not at all how a commander of the Survey Corps should be looking.” He swayed off of the desk and went toward the large bay windows lined behind the desk.

Erwin ran his hand along the stubble of his cheeks. They had such abrupt changes in plans, that they had little time to rest in the past three days. Naturally, shaving had fallen to the bottom of his to-do list. “You wound me, Levi.”

“I’ll actually wound you if you don’t leave.” Levi said, coming back to the desk with a flower in his hand. But everything was an empty threat now. Erwin had won, and they both knew.

“What is that?” Erwin said, leaning forward to try to plant his nose into the cup.

Levi dashed the petals against Erwin’s nose and pulled the flower close to his chest. He moved behind Erwin’s chair and placed the flower on the commander’s shoulder before running his fingers through golden hair. “Your hair is getting so long too.”

“We have no barbers on staff, unfortunately.”

“We left headquarters a week ago.” Levi pulled at a long string of hair before shaking his head. “You could have done it before we left.”

“What is this?” Erwin asked again, changing the subject from Levi’s egging to the flower twirling between his fingers.

Levi hummed. “It’s a bellflower. Found a few along the way here and picked some up. They smell nice.”

Erwin dipped his nose into it and sniffed lightly. “Yes, indeed it does.”

“They stand for honesty and obedience.”

“And endless love.” Erwin added with a smile.

Levi’s cheeks grew red as he pulled apart three strands of hair. He pulled on it lightly as he began braiding the hair. He wasn’t even phased that Erwin had played dumb. “If you believe in that shit.”

Erwin held the flower up, Levi taking it and placing it in track with the strands as he weaved his hair. “Where did you learn to do this?”

“My mother had me do it for her sometimes before a ‘client’ would show up.” Levi pulled the hair tighter, running the French braid tight along Erwin’s head.

“Was she beautiful?”

Levi’s mouth twitched into a smile. “I dunno… As pretty as any other mother, I guess. I bet yours was.”

“Why do you say that?”

Levi tied the end of the braid with itself, gave it an admiring pat down before pulling his body around to face his commander. He ran a thumb along Erwin’s cheekbone, allowed himself to ghost a smile at the man. They were both in rare moods today. It seemed to be a thing they craved when they hit new and unfamiliar places. “Because you’re so handsome it’s almost disgusting.”

“I believe in it, by the way.”

“Believe in what?”

“Endless love.”

“Oh for fuck’s sake. Shut up.”

Erwin leaned up and connected their lips. They smiled at each other, soft chuckles escaping through their noses as if they were teenagers. As if they had ever been teenagers. Lemons and bellflowers--mixing into an intoxicating aroma that allowed them to get lost in each other. A rarity; a blessing; a perfume that promised freedom, hope, and success.

Endless perfection.

[bluecrownedbird]

Have a nice day and give us more your cute eruris! :)))

Oh I will! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) thank you, have a nice day too ♥ ଘ(੭ˊ꒳ˋ)੭✧