#autisticdeductions

[notexactlyyourluckyday]

[Text] I am not known for making jokes while on a case, sir. If you want to be sure, try to talk to him about the three little pigs. Conceal it in a joke if you must. You will see in his reaction if there are connections. ~SH

[TXT] right. if he tries to talk to me again i'll ask him about it. until then try to find out what can keep mr 'big bad wolf' away from my territory.

[notexactlyyourluckyday]

[Text] I don't want to sound pessimistic, Me. Dent. But this 'Wereman' is not just any wolf turned human. Transformation is not all of the power he seems to possess. In fact I think there is a distinct reason his name is 'Bigby' it's short for Big Bad. Big Bad Wolf. That should ring a bell, doesn't it?

[TXT] you've got to be kidding me. this makes no fucking sense.

[notexactlyyourluckyday]

[Text] Mr. Dent I have more information on the target for you. I managed to get my hands on some hairs of his 'human' form and I can definitely say that this 'man' is not human. His hair does emulate the look but not the structure of human hair while he is disguising himself as a human being. His original form must be that of a wolf as that is the structure his hair is most closely resembling after some comparisons I did. ~SH

[TXT] so it's not a werewolf, but a 'wereman'

[TXT] this is getting ridiculous. i need to know a way to keep him away.

[notexactlyyourluckyday]

[Text] Of course. If only it was easier to get samples from him. I need samples of his fur when he is turned and I could see if it was real fur and when it grew. That would answer if it is a trick or not for sure.

[TXT] that could cost someone an arm or head. but who knows, maybe you'll get lucky.

[notexactlyyourluckyday]

[text] I have new information on the target, Mr. Dent. Mr. Wolf seems to be several CENTURIES old. How? I cannot explain that at all. Neither can I why he sometimes seems to disappear and is not traceable at all. I suspect his transformation abilities might have something to do with it. This is a strange case indeed. Thank you very much for enlisting me on it. ~SH

[TXT] right. i was about to ask you how the investigation was going. if you find anything else worth telling me, just send it.

[consortbattleship]

autisticdeductions replied to your post: So I saw lots of comments and I’m not ...

//That is true. But she also complains that “Just once would have been nice.” to which Sherlock replies that he was going to wait until they get married. Which wouldn’t have ever happened. Maybe she was just riling John on?

//No, no, my point wasn't that it meant they've done it - I agree (and gladly( they haven't. I just meant that this was what she said (could be about anything, really - dancing or maybe some other secret of that kind he could've shared) instead of the former which some interpret as her trying to make it out as if she's above John(?!).

[captainbaddecisions]

//If you think showing 'Don't hug me I'm scared' to Eddie is bad, wait until somebody had the bad idea to show the Rocky Horror Picture Show to Jervis. It will not be fun. lmao

The next few Alices had some interesting make up forced on them and Jervis had to threaten carding the other rogues until they accepted the idea of learning the Time Warp dance

[captainbaddecisions]

autisticdeductions replied to your post: make awful puns and my heart is yours

I will harpun my way through your chest then uwu *promptly smacked by the internet*

gchdsfsd I think you already did darling dear ~<3