Just need somewhere to feind for a minute because Habit is on the brain rn. Habit is so the type to get someone worked up/high/on aphrodisiacs, and just ignore them. He knows what hes doing, and maybe if you're lucky he'll pleasure you, making you sit on his lap and fall apart while acting completely indifferent, acting like he doesn't love the total control of your pleasure. Bonus points if he tells you to shut up so he can pay attention to whatever else hes doing. -♤
Oml, this asshole would 100% pull some shit like that. He’s a complete dick but he’s our dick, sadly. He’d absolutely laugh at you about it too, tease you by giving you a little bit of what you want, maybe letting you grind against him, maybe his thigh or boot, then lifting you up and setting you down beside him or on the floor, taking it all away to hear you whine at him. He’d act like he wouldn’t care at all, ignore you, but at some point he wouldn’t be able to help himself and he’ll circle back around and finally give you what you want when you’re at your neediest, most sensitive point. That sense of control fills his ego, knowing you need him more than anything for the moment, knowing no one else can give you what you want. 💜 ✨
AA IM INLOVE WITH YOUR BLOGG!! And I genuinley love the way you write Habit and your headacanons ^^!
One thing that I find funny about his semi-human form is the fact that his tail gives away more than he'd like lmao.
So all I can imagine is him just giving you the most deadpan look.. most unreadable expression and you glance down slightly and his tails wagging just a tad bit hehehe
Thank you so much!!! And yes!!! I think his tail is like the one thing that he would hate most on himself. Simply because he can’t hide his intentions and emotions as well with it. It’s kind of why I wrote that bit about him hating it when anyone grabs at his tail lol, it’s kind of like a little sore spot for him, but he loves it when you touch or toy with his spider pincers. I almost feel like if he caught you trying to read his tail over his expressions too often he’d start pinching at you or doing something to drag your attention back up to his face, like snapping his fingers, saying something snarky or lunging forward and nipping at you to startle you lmao. ✨
Completely hooked on all the habit content you are blessing us with. I can't help but ask after the bunny and puppy hybrids about Habit with a cat hybrid to complete the trio. 👀
Thank you!!! What if I told you that I got another request for this today and I currently have a cat!hybrid reader headcanon list sitting in my drafts, to complete the trio. Mayhaps. 👀 💜 ✨
bunny hybrid reader lovers are EAAATIIINNGGG ITS SO GOOD WHAAATTTTT??????🙏🙏🙏🛐🛐🛐
Thank you!!!! I’ve got puppy hybrid headcanons coming and a hyena hybrid fanfic in the works by request. At some point I wanna write a bunny hybrid full fanfic with Habit, but I need to finish clearing out old requests and drafts lmaooo. But I’m so glad you enjoyed the headcanons!!! 💜 ✨
im a huge scent nerd and fragrantica is my second home and i want to add that HABIT SMELLS LIKE MOLD!!! HE SMELLS LIKE A WET BASEMENT WITH ROTTING WOODBOARDS!!!!!!!
this is my headcanon.. (i really liked your last post and just wanted to share)
Absolutely!!!!! You get it. Like, this mf has to smell musty, he’s old as dirt and I feel like he has to smell old as dirt too. He smells like every mildew and mold infested closet ever, like a dusty abandoned house. Love this headcanon. He just smells like a wet dog lmao.
Is there a reason or backstory for your requesting guidelines ? Bc there are some weird ass shit there and it got me thinking “someone prob requested it” like I need a story time (if comfortable sharing)
Oh boy lmao. Get ready, this is a long story lol. So I’m going to put a read more on this so it doesn’t take up an entire wall lmao.
(Edit: After looking at a few other writer’s request guidelines, I see what you mean now. My guidelines look fucking unhinged comparatively lmao.)
Putting an obligatory MDNI here too.
Okay, so I used to be an avid writer on Quotev under a couple different usernames. I mostly wrote for the undertale fandom and fnaf fandom, sometimes the creepypasta fandom, mostly Sans AUs x Reader and Vincent Bishop x Reader (back when he was still a thing lol). Most of my work on Quotev is deleted and such now. But basically I used to get some balls to the walls requests, RPF was a big thing I got requests for, mostly MCR, Markiplier, Septiplier stuff and oml, the undertale fandom used to be feral. 99% of the weirdest requests I’ve ever gotten were from the undertale fandom and YouTuber fandoms and I actually got more odd requests over Discord rather than Quotev itself. Kinda sad Quotev doesn’t have messaging anymore but I honestly feel like it’s for the best now lmao. I used to have to put up disclaimers on my Quotev profile that I wasn’t open to roleplay, specifically ERP. So yeah, most of the weird shit in my request guidelines were something someone actually requested. There was a weird overlap of shit on Quotev, especially with Devianart too. I’m never going to kink shame, I think it’s pretty clear I have some messed up kinks, but in light of this I feel like it’ll be funny to share some of the weirder requests I’ve gotten in descending order of most tame to most feral (in my opinion):
- I got several Offendernan x reader fic requests.
- A Dream x Nightmare Oneshot (Brothers mind you. But if you’ve seen the old Loli-Con fanart of them then you know what I’m talking about lmao.)
- Got a request for a Cross x Dream mpreg fic for a fandom kid, except they wanted a detailed birthing scene.
- In the same month I was also asked not to put Cross x Dream in my x reader fanfic because they didn’t like it lmao.
- A Foxy x Reader Hard Vore Oneshot, digestion, scat and all.
- I had a guy on Discord send me NSFW furry art of Burgerpants x Nicecream Guy and then ask if I would write a lactation fic about them.
That’s some, but not all of the random shit I’ve been asked to write lol. Just stuff off the top of my head. I do not miss Discord in the slightest. The rest are just things I’ve seen other people write or get requested to write in a few of my fandoms that I quickly slapped down as something I’d prefer not to write. Honestly I haven’t gotten any weird requests on here yet, (yet). There was just a lot of audacity on Quotev and Discord lmao. Weirdly enough I’m pretty sure it was mostly kids with no boundaries. It’s part of the reason why I have MDNI labels everywhere.
I hope your doing well!!! I have arrived with another song rec ofc ^^
Evan needs more love and attention uahghg, and recently ive had this song stuck in my head n I think it really gives evan x reader vibes xd
"I Think I Love You" by The Partridge Family
I’ve actually never heard this song before! >:O
And yeah, the lyrics really scream Evan to me too. TwT
“I was sleeping and right in the middle of a good dream, Like all at once I wake up from something that keeps knocking at my brain”
Like right off the bat it reminds me of his sleep study videos at the beginning of the series. And:
“This morning I woke up with this feeling, I didn't know how to deal with and so I just decided to myself, I'd hide it to myself and never talk about it”
This part aughhhhhh so much angst potential. I hope you know I’m slowly banking all your song recs so I can use them for fics. X3 But damn, yeah there so many Habit fics but none of Evan! It’s a shame.
And I’m doing well!!! Just busy, more time for schooling and work and less time for smut and fanfics sadly. Break time should be coming up so I’ll have a bit more time to indulge. I hope you’re doing good as well, I’m still enjoying your art and fics!!!
ugh, thinking about Habit ruining me completely, saying shit like "stupid bunny, you already finished" in the most condescending way as I rut against him anyway -♤
Hi again!! And omgsh I loved this idea!! I wrote it and combined it with a similar request from a mutual: 💜✨
࣪ ִֶָ☾. - [|✧ Malicious Compliance ✧|] (HABIT x Reader)